~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~

H: Ryan, that's really good work. You solved the case single handed.

 

Horatio is standing infront of a mirror while he puts his sunnies on.

H: That's hot!

 

haha i can picture him doing that!!! and you made me think of Ryan immitating Venus Robinson in the ep Legal!!!!

hmmmm. here's one.it's an Eric/Ryan slash. it's not meant to be offensive. only funny so.....

How the team accidentally finds out that Ryan and Eric are together....

Ryan:Eric, babe, why are you filming us?
Eric:so we can watch it when ever we want to be turned on.
Ryan:good enough for me!!
*The next day*
*Eric had the memory chip from the camera in his pocket and he doesn't notice when is slips from his pocket onto the break room floor*
*Calleigh sees it and picks it up smirking wondering what Eric could have filmed on it*
*Calleigh tells H and Alexx*
*calleigh is in the av lab with H and alexx, she plugs the memory chip into the computer*
*they watch it and see Eric and Ryan doing *ahem* certain things*
Calleigh OMG!!!!! it that!?!
H: Eric and .....Ryan?!?
Alexx: I don't believe it!!!
*Eric and Ryan walk in*
Eric: Hey guys, reviewing evidence?
Calleigh:uhh no....
Ryan: then what are you watching? *They both see it*
Both: OMG!!!!!
Eric: where did you get that!!!!!!
Calleigh: it fell out of you pocket and you know me, i'm naturally curious!! :devil:
H:why didn't you tell us you two were "involved"
Ryan: we were afraid you guys would ridicule us
Calleigh: *her fingers are crossed behind her back* we would never do that!! :devil:

 

Please see the rules posted on the first page of the thread:

Thank you.

Note: Everyone will also notice that rule #1 says to keep quotes to four lines or less. We've eased up on that one for now, but rules 2-4 still stand.

 

ok, i'm sorry. and i did post a comment before it that i meant to offense to anyone or thier ships. it was just supposed to be funny.

 

No worries, I don't think anyone found it offensive at all. And that's not why I posted what I did. In the past we've gotten complaints when threads have taken a shipperish turn, so I was just posting a general reminder for everyone, it wasn't just directed at you.

 

ok then anyways

*Ryan was tangled in a huge net from one of the cases*
Eric:uhh, Ryan? what are you doing?
Ryan: I'm baking a freaking cake!!! what does it look like i'm doing. now help me!!!
Erich i will, after i humiliate you...Hey guys!! check this out!!!
*H, calleigh and Alexx come running in.*
H: Eric what's wrong!?
Erich nothing it's just we caought a fish :lol:
*they see Ryan*
Calleigh:uhh, i'm not gonna ask :lol:
H::lol:
Alexx:ERIC DELKO!!!!!!!! *she hits him*
Ericwww, Alexx what the....
Alexx: you know better than to humilate my baby!!!!
*Alexx runs over and helps Ryan*
Alexx:you ok sweetie?
Ryan:yeah, but Eric wasn't any help and i asked him like five times to help me and all he did was laugh
*Alexx continues to hit Eric*
Ericwwww, Ok!! Alexx!! i get the message. i won't humilate Ryan....*mumbles* when you're around.
Alexx:excuse me!?!?
Eric:uhhhhhh....nothing!!! *he runs out of fear of being hit again* *everyone laughs*

 

Oh, god! You had me laughing like crazy at that part! Whew, that was a good one! :lol:

~~Ally

 

These are great!!!
Need4speed I asked my mum and dad like 1,000,000 times if I could have half the stuff you have and they said no!!!! I was grrrrrrrrr I am so jealous of you

* Ryan is sitting in the break room dozing when suddenly someone throws a towl over his head and trys to pin him face down on the floor *
Ryan - WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
Voice - Your being kiddnapped now hold still
Ryan - You sound familier....
Voice - * Handcuffs his hands beind back * You don't know me * Cough *
Ryan - Yes I do but I can't think of a name... anyway... WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU KIDDNAPPING ME FOR?!
Voice - You did something unforgivable * Stands Ryan up with towl over his head holding it*
Ryan - Like what?!
Voice - * Cough * Touched my sunnies * cough *
Ryan - H?! Let go of me!
* Ryan gets hit over head and when he comes round he's in gun lab tied to a chair *
Ryan - What..
H - Now you will pay!
* H walks in with Stetler on a lead and lets him off, Stetler attacks Ryan *
Ryan - ARRGGGHHH
Stetler - Grrrrrrrr!
H - Mwhahahhahaha
* Cals runs in a shoots Stetler *
Cal - * Saves Ryan *
H - * Gets taken to mental hospital *
Stetler - * Get's taken to autopsy *

Crap yes but it looked so good in my head

 

HAHA that's great!! Kidnapping him for tuoching his sunnies!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i can actually picture that!!!!!! :lol:

 

*Eric, Calleigh, and Ryan are sitting in the breakroom looking through the glass*
Ryan: Umm...what is H doing?
Calleigh: I think hes...
Ryan: Looks like he is trying to talk to Alexx.
Calliegh: Wonder why?
Eric: She took away his sunglasses at the crime scene this morning.
Ryan: Oh look now he's on his knees, begging.
*Alexx throws sunglasses on the floor and smashes them with her shoe*
Horatio: NOOOOOO!!!!! Not my shades, my beautiful shades!!!*sobs*

 

Lol these rock!!!! Nice one WeWantTOGO!

No affense to anyone by this

* Eric and Ryan are in the break room listening to the radio when TATU's song Not Gonna Get Us comes on *
Eric - Nothing can't stop us
Ryan - Not now I love ya
Eric - THERE NOT GONNA GET US!
Ryan - THERE NOT GONNA GET US!
* Both jump up and start dancing and pretending they are on a moving truck like in the video *
* Cal walks in *
Cal - What are you doing?
Ryan - Erm
Eric - NOT GONNA GET US!
Ryan - THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND US!
Cal - Okayyy * Walks out *

 

*Everyones in the breakroom*
Ryan:RRRYYYAANNNNN LLIIIKKKEEESSS CCHHHEEEEESSEEE!!!!
Team: wtf?

Horatio: Lets go to the break room..
Eric: theres a break room?!!
Ryan: We've been working 12days stright and theres been a break room?!!!!!
Cal: And you didn't tell us!!!!?
*cracks knuckles*
Horatio: uh-oh......... *runs away screaming*

 

HAHA I love thie thread!!!!!

oh here's one

*Music is playing in th break room* *Ryan, Eric, Calleigh and Alexx are dancing*
Ryan, Eric: everybody's doin' a brand new dance now!!!
Calleigh, Alexx:Come on baby do the locomotion!!!
Ryan, Eric:I know you'll get to like it If you give it a chance now
Calleigh, Alexx:Come on baby do the locomotion!!!
Ryan, Eric:My little baby sister can do it with ease
It's easier than learning your a b c's
All:So come on, come on, Do the loco-motion with me You gotta swing your hips now Come on baby, jump up, hmmm jump back Oh well I think you got the knack
Ryan, Eric:Now that you can do it Let's make a chain now
Calleigh, Alexx:C'mon baby do the loco-motion
*H walks in* Hookkkaaaayyyyy *runs out**they now have the entire lab's attention*
Everyone: *everyone runs away*
Ryan, Eric:Chug-a chug-a motion like a railway train now
Calleigh, Alexx:C'mon baby do the loco-motion
Ryan, Erico it nice and easy now don't lose control
A little bit of rhythm and a lot of soul
All:So come on, come on,
Do the loco-motion with me
You gotta swing your hips now
Come on, come on,
Do the loco-motion with me
Yeah

 

^ ^ LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN SEE THAT HAPPENING!!!!!

Ryan - I've lost my nail!!!!! Arrggghhhh!!!