What are some of your favorite CSI:Miami Quotes?

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  1. ForgottnEvidence

    ForgottnEvidence Police Officer

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    Omg! Great quotes you guys! Keep 'em up! :lol:

    Here has got to be one of my favey H lines ever! It comes from the epi "Innocent".

    Stetler: Congratulations, you bagged the porn king, his lawyer and the killer, it's not a bad week's work
    Horatio: I guess it's not good for you Rick, unless you've arrested any Police Officers.
    Stetler: It isn't my job to be liked.
    Horatio: Mission accomplished.

    ~~Ally
     
  2. Need4Speed

    Need4Speed Coroner

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    oh here's another funny one from Wet Foot/Dry Foot

    Eric:Ha. Lovely. I just got a look at that tiger shark in the cooler. Liberal eaters, like Speedle. They'll eat anything as long as it's alive.

    HAHA i just loved that one!!! eric and Speed are always making fun of each other. that's why i love S1 and S2 so much!!!! also for the fact that H's oneliners DON"T SUCK!!!! after S2 they just get really corny. it seems like he lost some of his edge after Speed's death. hmmmm..i wonder if that had anything to do with it???
     
  3. sarakanne

    sarakanne Dead on Arrival

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    When Horatio says, "In Miami, we NEVER close."
     
  4. ForgottnEvidence

    ForgottnEvidence Police Officer

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    One that I always laugh at is in the epi "Rio"

    Ryan: Calleigh Duquesne, large and in charge...and by large you know I mean in terms of your reputation and...reponsiblity...and...you look very...beautiful today.
    Calleigh: Well, that's a...that's a nice save.

    I thought that part is flippin hilarious! :lol:

    ~~Ally
     
  5. HellsBells

    HellsBells Tormenting Camp Counselors

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    I happen to love this quote from Death Grip:

    Speed: "Well, that's different."
    Calleigh: "Someone's been doing yoga."
    Worker walks in: "Do you guys have a stapler?"
    Calleigh: "No, but you are the third one to ask in the last 10 minutes. Do you want us to burn you a copy?"

    :lol: Love it.
     
  6. that_girl1

    that_girl1 Coroner

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    haha:lol:
    i love the one in 'Wet Foot/Dry foot'

    Horatio: Speed!
    Speed: Yeah!
    Horatio: What does it say on the stern?
    Speed: Luna Nueva. Moon new.
    Eric: It's "New Moon."
    :lol:i just love that one its funny!!:p

    and the one that Horatio said in 'Rush'
    Suspect: I've been in the hot seat before.
    Horatio: Then get comfortable.

    i loved that one!!
    i was like o0o0 he told YOU!!:lol:
     
  7. WeWantTOGO

    WeWantTOGO Prime Suspect

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    In Double Cap:

    Hoartio: "We are being detoured into the land of make-believe."

    And in Three- Way:
    Ryan: P-R-A-D-A
    Shawn Kimsey: That spells expensive.


    Hoartio: He is a liar. I just dont know what the lie is yet.
     
  8. Need4Speed

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    ooh here's agood one!!! from Double Cap

    Eric:(to Speed) Hey, there's no way you're getting out of processing this hotel room with me.
    Speed: Why would I try to do that? I love hotel rooms. Body fluids everywhere.

    i just laughed at Speed's sarcastic tone!!!!! I just love it when those two are in scenes together, it's like a "smart ass comments" party :D
     
  9. that_girl1

    that_girl1 Coroner

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    from the epi 'If Looks Can Kill'
    Jason Hollings: No way!
    Frank: Way!
    when I saw that i just busted out laughing!!
    Frank is just to funny!
     
  10. Need4Speed

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    haha i alos like this one from Tinder Box (i think)

    H:well he forgot the most important thing about Miami.
    Speed:which is?
    H:We never close!
     
  11. Marisol

    Marisol Civilian

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    From Episode Pro Per
    H: Drive by...MIami Style


    From Under the Influence
    Y: A suicide?
    H: I don't think so.... you don't spend thousand of dollars on clothes...that you never gonna wear

    From Rampage
    Guys for Mala Noche: Lieutenant Caine
    H: You help me and i help you
    Guys for Mala Noche: You're already dead brother!
    H shot him
    H: Join the Club

    xP
     
  12. togo2hot

    togo2hot Prime Suspect

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    i have a keen grasp of the obvious> ryan wolfe
     
  13. Finch

    Finch Funnier in Enochian Super Moderator

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    *pops in*

    Marisol, welcome to the Miami Forum. :) Please be aware that at TalkCSI, banner sizes can be no larger than 220x75 pixels and yours is 340x161. If you could have it re-sized to accomodate the rules, it would be greatly appreciated. ;)
     
  14. Maryse

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    how about: welcome to the divorce of the future....

    tonight's epi....i found that one quite funny
     
  15. ilh214

    ilh214 Pathologist

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    from 'invasion'

    eric: so you have his name and address.
    cashier: in the system
    [long pause]
    eric: could you check that for me? please?

    the way he said it cracks me up, like he's thinking "duh!"
     

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