Things I learned on CSI..........

that the nra does allow plushies and furries as members

 

If you find a car with a dead guy nearby, call the cops and leave the car as is

 

if there is the smallest chance you will get to race cars in the desert that is the case you want.

 

Steroid use lowers your immune system

What a 419 and A. P. B. are: Dead body and "All Points Bulletin"

I seriously just remembered this one: "Men need leverage" or something very close... so look for toe prints at the foot of the bed

 

you can be burned on 80% of ure body and live and not miscarrage

-from spark of life

xoxo

 

one line can make you fall to the floor in laughter

Grissom doesn't run... he has Sara do it for him

 

if you have a house full of cats and there is the slightest chance of your being murdered and not found for several days make sure you leave out plenty of food.

 

think for yourself

everyone loves a zamboni

 

bag the green m&m's separately

 

when working as a clerk in a motel check on customers hourly in the sauna/ hot room to make sure they don't die on you

 

drano and wine do not mix well.

 

I actually learned alot by watching CSI: LV. It's amazing the things you learn by watching a show like that. It's just crazy. No matter how much you scrub your hands you can never take away the blood. Ya. And no matter what you do there is someone out there that will find you out one way or another no matter how long it takes. Even though you watch CSI it doesn't make you a CSI..LOL...(>_<)..-Sessy

 

Remember to wash the back of your hands as well as your palms.

 

Flying cars DO exist!

 

I learned not to leave your car unattended, even in the middle of nowhere. Someone will break in, and then you'll have to use duct tape to life prints.

- from 'Jackpot'