Let's face it... guys and girls use pick up lines to grab attention. And some of them are really funny! Post your favourite pick up lines here! I'll start it off! "My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in!" "You're like a parking ticket cause you got FINE written all over you!" They can be funny, or even really sweet, just post them here! Let's keep this going!
:lol: Those are funny~! I've heard alot of hilariously stupid ones, but I can't think of them.. "Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?" :lol:
The cheesiest pick up line ever heard, TV or otherwise. "Whati s a nice looking girl like you doing in a drab place like this?" My response usually is "Karaoke tonight, what's your excuse?"
Best? there is no sucha thing. Bad: "Want to change body liquids?" It was open air thing and I just got my middle finger up and said few bad words.
The best one I ever heard was delivered to me at a wedding reception and the young man concerned made the fatal error of using it infront of his girlfriend which earned him a slap. Needless to say I went home alone, and probably so did he. I would tell you what the line was but it didnt leave much to the imagination. I still find it quite shocking even now, fourteen years later.
"Is that a canoe in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? " "Is that a ladder in your tights or a staircase to heaven?" "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together. "
"You must be one hell of a thief, because you stold my heart from across the room!" "I seem to have lost my number.. can I have yours?" "Your legs must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day!" "This isn't a beer belly, it's the gas tank for a love machine."
Great stuff! The Flinstone one is my fave so far! "Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them." "So, you're a girl huh?" --> this one is an all time classic :lol: "Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."
OMG, pick up lines. LOL. "Are you a crystal ball? Coz I can see my future in you." "Do you have an eraser? I can't erase you from my mind." "Do you know a good bank? I'm planning to save all my love for you."
I always see T-shirts with this written on them: "Are you [insert nationality]? If not, want some in you?" "My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to"
I got a great one this morning on an internet dating site: "If I were the sun, I would only shine on you." *delete*
lol! :lol: The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. Grab your coat! You've pulled.