Things I learned on CSI..........

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  1. 9dots4lines

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    You don't need a microwave to cook hot dogs

    what ootosclorosis is
     
  2. coolcatz

    coolcatz Head of the Swing Shift

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    how not to pick up a guy in a bar
     
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    You can get away with anything, if you know what you are doing! :devil:
     
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    Luminol may show blood that may be "cleaned" and old, but ammonia will take away any traces of fingerprints.
     
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    Nick can't sing

    When Grissom takes you off a case, he may have a good reason

    If you get a tape and a computer thing, the tape is useless

    I learned this myself: clear lipgloss helps unchap hands or a nose abused by tissues
     
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    Don't shoot anyone inside your house

    Don't kill anyone inside your house

    If you're innocent, don't talk to Ecklie
     
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    Sometimes even your favourite CD isn't worth climbing into your trunk.

    Immediately tell your boss if you've contaminated evidence by sneezing at it.

    And of course.. Can't say it too often... Always clean your gun! *doh*
     
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    lambda_T CSI Level One

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    Don't volunteer to bury a victim who's been murdered by someone else; he might be trying to frame you...
     
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    When Grissom drops something, it's usually on purpose

    Haeckel marks- but they're still really confusing

    Women's writing is overall cursive and round

    Large, arched hoods in the letter "Y" and the arches in the bottom of the "L" indicates criminal tendency (I guess that's how you'd say it- from I-15 Murders transcript)
     
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    I learned how wheel traces are becoming.Theres a lot of more but I want not to caught them :)
     
  11. lilwulf

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    your dna is getting on other people all the time..it dosen't take much.
    Always ask an annoying guy on the plane if he is ok BEFORE killing him lol. (on of the episodes on the first season of LV)
    Dry ice can burn you! and gives off carbon dioxide gas! I never knew that until csi!! Wow..I'm watching something educational! Who'd hav guessed it!! :)
     
  12. 9dots4lines

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    Don't put cloroform (sp?) in the wheels of a bus- "The wheels on the bus 'round and pop"
     
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    Tinkerbell Head of the Swing Shift

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    Never pick up a hitchiker with a long black hodded raincoat.
     
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    on a related topic, never share a birthday with a serial killer
     
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    Having a car fight on a deserted stretch of highway frequented by truckers is NOT a good idea.
     

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