Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

Sara: 99 bottles of beer on the wall...hic...99 bottles of beer...
Gris: Ok you've had enough

(that popped out of nowhere thinking about Sara's preivous issues lol)

 

This is just too funny! :lol:

 

haha :lol:
That always cracks me up. I was thinkin of one like that.

"Bloodlines missing scene"
Grissom is driving Sara to her apartment. Grissom turns the radio on and they start to sing to "Closing time"

Grissom and Sara:
I know who I want to take me home
I know who I want to take me home
I know who I want to take me home

 

:lol: That's funny!

 

Grissom: I like... I like... I LIKE CHEESE!
Sara:What about me?! You said you'd love me forever!
Grissom*thinks*: I lied.


Nick:Hey, Cath, how did Lindsay age so fast?

 

Ecklie, the end of LLV: Nah nah nah nah...nah nah nah nah...hey hey hey...goodbye...

*the team tackles him for that*

 

Greg: Have you seen Gris lately?
Nick: No, why?
Greg: I think he ate Warrick.
Nick: Wha-
Grissom walks in. Nick stares at his beard and gets wide-eyed.
Nick: To Grissom's stomach. It's OKAY WARRICK, WE'RE GONNA GET YOU OUT OF THERE!

 

Sheriff: I'm sorry to inform you all of the death of our esteemed colleague, Conrad Ecklie...
*the team cheers*
Sophia: Boy you really did hate him, didn't you?

 

*Practicing his speech for cath*
Nick: I want you and I need you now here with me
*Cath enters and look at him*
Cath: Who are you talking to?
Nick: No one.
Cath: Oh boy, you also believe in ghosts..come on give me a break! They don't exist!!
lol crazy me..it's the time.. too late

 

Grissom: You know, I don't really like bugs too much. They creep me out.
Nick: You and me both.

 

WARRICK: How you boys doin'?

As WARRICK and GREG talk, NICK moves behind the young Guys.

WARRICK: We're associates of your business partner Conrad Ecklie. You do remember your business partner dont' ya?

No answer.

WARRICK (to GREG) Now I'm gonna take a wild guess... here: you're Greg, right?

GREG: Yes.

WARRICK: I thought so. Looks like me and Nick caught you at breakfast. Sorry 'bout that. What'cha eatin'?

GREG: Hamburgers.

WARRICK: Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kinda hamburgers?

GREG: Cheeseburgers.

WARRICK: No, I mean where did you get'em? MacDonald's, Wendy's, Jack-in-the-Box, where?

GREG: Big Kahuna Burger.

WARRICK: Big Kahuna Burger. That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I heard they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself, how are they?

GREG: They're good.

WARRICK: Mind if I try one of yours?

GREG: No.

WARRICK: Yours is this one, right?

GREG: Yeah.

WARRICK grabs the burger and take a bite of it.

WARRIC: Uuummmm, that's a tasty burger. (to NICK)
Nick, you ever try a Big Kahuna Burger?

NICK: No.

WARRICK holds out the Big Kahuna.

WARRICK: You wanna bite, they're real good.

NICK: I ain't hungry.

WARRICK: Well, if you like hamburgers give 'em a try sometime. Me, I can't usually eat 'em 'cause my girlfriend Tina’s a vegetarian. Which more or less makes me a vegetarian, but I sure love the taste of a good burger.
(to GREG)
You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France?

GREG: No.

WARRICK: Tell 'em, NICK.

NICK: Royale with Cheese.

WARRICK: Royale with Cheese, you know why they call it that?

GREG: Because of the metric system?

WARRICK: Check out the big brain on Greg. You'a smart mother!@#!@$!@er, that's right. The metric system.

 

Hankster, if they ever do use that, will they bring back Quentin Tarantino to direct it?

 

I'd certainly hope so! Of course, it's not a perfect fit:

Warrick: (holding a gun on Greg) Now, descsribe to me what Conrad Ecklie looks like!

Greg: He's... White...

Warrick: Go on...

Greg: ... and he's... he's bald...

Warrick: Does he look like a biatch?

Greg: What?

(Warrick shoots Greg in the shoulder, causing Greg to shriek in pain like a little girl)

Warrick: Answer the question mutha!#$!@#@er! Does Conrad Ecklie look like a biatch?

Greg: YES!!!!

Warrick: Okay... he does at that...

 

Hankster that is good

you know there always has to be blood somewhere when Tarrintino is involved

 

Grissom: you know there always has to be blood somewhere when CSI is involved