Humorous Quotes

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  1. Calihan

    Calihan Captain

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    Re: Humorious Quotes

    That quote was from the season 2 episode, Slaves of Las Vegas
     
  2. Guest

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    Re: Humorious Quotes

    Greg Sanders: All work and no play makes Greg a dull boy.
    Gil Grissom: All play and no work makes Greg an UNEMPLOYED boy.
     
  3. Faylinn

    Faylinn Adam Fangirl Super Moderator

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    *bump*

    I tweaked the spelling in the title. ;)

    Now, carry on with the humorous quotes. :)
     
  4. CSIWisconsin48

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    heres one from season one of NY

    Suspect: I didn't do nothing!
    Flack: yes you did! you got barbe q on my shoes!

    not quite sure if thats exactly what they said, sone sue me :p
     
  5. Marns

    Marns CSI Level Two

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    Re: Humorious Quotes

    Which episode was this from? Does anyone know? :lol:
     
  6. cathwillows

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    Re: Humorious Quotes

    season 1 anonymous i think
     
  7. Hunter

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    Re: Humorious Quotes

    Sara: Will you sleep with me?
    [Pause]
    Grissom: Did you just say what i think you said?

    Girl: {shes high) I loooove yyoooouuuu!!
    Grissom: I don't know you! your a stranger to me!
    Warrick: Sorry, he's kinda married to his job.

    Greg: *smiling whole time*I slept like a baby all night. You look terrible.
    Sara: I hate you.
     
  8. bulletboomgal

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    Re: Humorious Quotes

    what is the episode called where sara and greg are in the shower together?
     
  9. Dynamo1

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    Re: Humorious Quotes

    Sounds like "4x4" (Season 5, Episode 19). That was one of four cases being handled in that episode. For more details, check out the episode guides linked at the top of this (and every) page.
     
  10. Hunter

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    Re: Humorious Quotes

    Grissom: Who would do this??
    Cath: I would.
    Grissom: Scared of you...

    Sara: Aren't you gonna tell us how you learned to sign?
    (pause)
    Grissom: No.
     
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    Re: Humorious Quotes

    BTK pt2 when Sara says something like, "I think Malibu barbie did it."
     
  12. Hunter

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    Mmm i dunno. I've only watched CSILV Season 1. Then i've seen eppies on the TV. Oh! Here's a quote.

    (i forget who): Watcha thinking about?
    Grissom: Tacos.
     
  13. 27dayz

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    Grissom: I did miss you. I missed your passion, your tenacity...I even missed your tush
    Catherine: (splutters on her drink) Thank you
    --- King Baby

    Nick: Hey, I heard Grissom left you with his speech?
    Catherine: A napkin is NOT a speech
    --- Formalities

    Hodges: You and I, we aren't the marrying kind. We can't be tied down to just one woman.
    Grissom: Could you shut the door please.
    Hodges: (shuts the door)
    Grissom: From the other side.
    ---Rashomama

    Grissom: Pull it. Harder. Keep going. Again. Almost there. Good.
    Catherine: Alright, what's your point?
    Grissom: How does your arm feel?
    Catherine: Sore. But you already knew that...
    ---Pledging Mr. Johnson

    Alan Brooks: Trouble with the wife?
    Grissom: (about Catherine) Yeah, she hates it when we're apart.
    ---Jackpot

    Greg to Nick: Do you want a valium for her?
    Sara: I heard that!
    ---Table Stakes

    Grissom: (to Catherine after they catch the Haynes couple in the act) Shall we do the room too?
    ---Table Stakes
     
  14. Faylinn

    Faylinn Adam Fangirl Super Moderator

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    The title got messed up again...*fixes*

    Carry on. :)
     
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    "...if that thing ran out of here and bit the shooter on the ass, CSI isn't gonna buy one."

    --Grissom to Warwick
     

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