Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

Gris: Happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy...
(yes my little cousins were watching Ren and Stimpy over the weekend lol)

 

Hodges to Greg: I aspire to be just like you Greg, you're just the best!

Grissom: I'm a little teapot short and stout...(then he proceeds to show that he's a little teapot)

Warrick: I need to button up this shirt, it's cold out here.

 

I so miss Ren & Stimpy!

Greg: Grissom, you EEEDIOT!!!

 

Sorry for the double post--missed this thread and wanted to bump it up.

CSI does Austin Powers
Ecklie to Greg: Zip it!
Greg: What?
Ecklie: Zip it!
Greg: Wait a...
Ecklie: Look, I'm "Zippy Longstockings".
Greg: But...
Ecklie: Zippa Zippa!
Greg: You're...
Ecklie: Zippa Zippa!
Greg: You're a child!
Ecklie: (Japanese gibberish) Translation: Zip it!
Greg: You're an overgrown child!
Ecklie: When a problem comes along, you must zip it. (whip crack) zip it good! Moving on.
Grissom: Ecklie, if we could put aside this squabble and get back to the business of your dominating the lab...
Ecklie: What do you want to wear the Daddy pants now?
Grissom: Well, I...
Ecklie: What are you going to do...cry?
(throws globe at Grissom and Grissom cries)

Goldmember
Ecklie to Catherine: And how is Greg?
Catherine: Oh he's wonderful. He's become so evil, he's losing his hair.
(Cut to a bald Greg in the lab, pinky finger poised near his mouth)
Greg: MWA-HA-HA-HA! MWA-HA-HA-HA! MWA-HA-HA-HA!

 

Happy Happy Joy Joy!

Grissom: Hodge's this is how you dance!

 

Grissom: these are not spirit finger....these are spirit fingers.....

 

Grissom: This is how to do the moonwalk!

or

Grissom: Alright Stop Collaborate and Listen! :lol:

 

Greg: Wow, Hodges. Can you teach me me to dance like that?
Hodges: Sure thing, buddy. (shows Greg how to do the robot)
Greg: This will certainly impress Sara. Thanks, Hodges, you're the best!

 

Greg to Grissom:Yo, Griss, SHOW ME YOUR GRILL!
Grissomsmiles and he has platinum teeth)
Greg:YEEAH!


Hodges(in a high girlish voice):O-M-G! *shrieks*

 

Hodges: quoting Dwight from The Office "...I see a monkey begging for its life!!"
Grissom: Hodges, you watch way too much tv. These characters aren't real people.
Dwight randomly walks across the screen and into Grissom's office
Hodges: Not real... huh?

 

Grissom: Greg, have you figured out who did it yet? Because I have no clue.
Greg: Ecklie did it!!
Grissom: Ecklie ate my chocolate covered ants?
Ecklie: They were delious.

 

Cath: Man, it's COLD!
Nick: Tell me about it,I had to go buy an ice scraper just to clear my car windows this morning
Cath: I'm sure I could have helped you...
Nick: Nah, then they'd have been all steamy

Nick: Hey Cath *whap*
Cath: You are sooo gonna pay for that *whap*
Nick: Ow hey unfair advantage! You're from Montana, we didn't have snow in Texas.

Cath: Come on Nicky, warm me up already *grabs him and kisses him*

Nick: Wow, Rick, I didn't know you danced
Warrick: Very funny, I'm just trying to stay warm. We Vegas natives don't get snow that often
Cath: Tell me about it, Grissom's going nuts over the phone when we talk, worrying that his bugs are warm enough. He and Sara are popular since they attended that winter conference sometime back.

 

Nick: Hey, Cath...
Catherine: What's up, Nick?
Nick: Could you please ask Ecklie to step out here for a moment.
Catherine: Ecklie? Conrad Ecklie? What ever for?
Nick: My windshield is iced up and I need some of his hot air.

 

Oh my god..I laughed so hard when I read that, my daughter so loves those Daniel Cook/Emily Yeung shows.


From Pirates of the Caribbean-Dead Man's Chest

Nick to Ecklie: You know man, there's gonna come a moment where you gonna wanna show that you can do the right thing..

Ecklie sneering: I love those moments Nick. I love to wave at them as they go by.

 

nick: hey grissmon

Grissom: what did you say

nick: h e y g r i s s m on

Grissom: nick iam not a pokemon

nickdaydreaming)nick with ash hiar cut i choose you grissmon

grissmon: grissmon

nick still daydreaming

Grissom:nick hey nick (waves hand in front of his face)....nick...whatever i need some cornuts

-----------------------------------------------------------------sorry i dont watch pokemon so i may not be right on the ting