CSI:Miami Road Trip 6: One Question. Are We There Yet?

:lol: Katie, you seriously crack me up....Wait, can you seriously be funny? Because that doesn't involve seriousness...Unless it's sarcasm...But that's not really being serious either. It's fake serious...Uh...

And HA. I left you all hanging. *evil cackle*

At A Crossroad

Highschool, Janitor closet

Ash: *locks door* There.

Lori: *sits on crate* He killed Emma.

Ash: I know.

Lori: I should have done something.

Ash: There was nothing you could have done.

Lori: Well I feel like there was.

Ash: There wasn't.

Lori: *sigh*

Ash: ...You know, we're in the janitor's closet.

Lori: Congratulations to us.

Ash: I thought it was kind of funny.

Lori: Can you think of something other than the fact that we're in the janitor's closet.

Ash: I was just lightening the mood.

Lori: I know.

Ash: Don't worry, we'll be fine.

Lori: Oh you get into a lot of shootouts?

Ash: No.

Lori: Then you have no idea if we'll be fine.

Ash: Why are you always so negative?

Lori: Look where we are.

Ash: The janitor's closet? I've seen a lot more negative places.

Lori: *rolls eyes*

Ash: Maybe we should just think about something else.

Lori: Yeah.

Ash: Does your dad like me?

Lori: *laughs*

Ash: Why is that funny?

Lori: You're scared of my dad. That's kind of cute.

Ash: Well he's a cop.

Lori: It's not like he'll arrest you for being close to me.

Ash: Oh so we're close now.

Lori: That's not funny.

Ash: *laughs* Yes it is.

Lori: *punches Ash*

Ash: Ow. You've got a mean left hook.

Lori: Sucks for you huh.

Ash: Yeah it does.

Lori: *smirks*

Ash: *sigh*

Knock is heard on door

Lori: *looks at door*

Ash: ...

Horatio: Is someone in here?

Lori: ...Horatio?

Horatio: Can you open the door?

Lori: *opens door*

Horatio: Are you two alright?

Lori: Yeah. Did you guys get them?

Horatio: SWAT did. Your friend Ben, told us about the shooting.

Lori: Ben? Why would he do that?

Speed: *walks over* He said love makes him do crazy things. He's probably stupid enough to use that as his insanity defense.

Lori: *hugs Speed*

Ash: *stands, walks over*

Horatio: You okay son?

Ash: I'm fine officer.

Horatio: Okay, let's get you two out of here.

Lori: *lets go* I have never been happier to see you.

Speed: Is that sarcasm?

Lori: No.

Speed: Good. Because I'm glad you're alive.

Lori: *laughs* Yeah right.

Speed: I am.

Lori: Aw, you're getting all mushy.

Speed: ...What were you two doing in the janitor's closet.

Ash: I uh...Have to go outside now. *runs*

Lori: *rolls eyes* We were hiding from the shooters.

Speed: Oh so that's what they're calling it these days.

Lori: Shut up.

TBC.............

 

We'll Never Get There

School

Katie: So remind me again why I'm here?

Speed: You're collecting ballistic evidence.

Katie: Why?

Speed: We got one of the guys, but this Enrique guy got away.

Katie: So you think a bunch of cartridges are going to help us.

Speed: They could.

Katie: ...What in the hell did you do to your hair?

Speed: ...What.

Katie: It's all...It's...It's nice.

Speed: Well I thought I'd compete. You look beautiful today.

Katie: Funny.

Speed: It's the truth.

Katie: Don't try to butter me up because it's not going to work.

Speed: Alright.

Katie: *picks up bullet* Well that's different.

Speed: How so?

Katie: It wasn't spent. His gun must have jammed.

Speed: So his print could still be on the end of that bullet.

Katie: *smiles* I love this job.

Speed: *rolls up sleeves*

Katie: What are you doing?

Speed: Garbage can has bullet holes in it. We're going to need the evidence. *dumps garbage, kneels*

Katie: ...

Speed: *picks up bullet* Looks like a .45

Katie: *staring*

Speed: ...Katie.

Katie: What? Huh? Oh yeah. They probably had more than one gun each. *grabs bullet*

Speed: *digs through garbage* Kids sure waste a lot of food.

Katie: You see the kind of school this is? They can afford to.

Speed: *tilts head*

Katie: ...You didn't shave today.

Speed: I was at work all morning, I didn't have a chance.

Katie: Excellent.

Speed: *looks up*

Katie: I mean...Well, that's...That's good.

Speed: *lifts brow*

Katie: So anymore bullets?

Speed: Yeah. These look like they're from 9 mil.

Katie: Tech 9.

Speed: Yeah. Semi-automatic, no wonder why there are a lot of bullet holes. *stands*

Katie: *sigh*

Speed: *walks over to lockers*

Katie: *watches*

Speed: Looks like the guys got a few of these lockers too. *opens locker* Wow someone needs some arm&hammer.

Katie: *laughs*

Speed: Hey come take a look at these.

Katie: *walks over* Alright.

Speed: They're way at the back.

Katie: *reaches at back of locker*

Speed: *leans on door*

Katie: *looks up*

Speed: *stares at Katie*

Katie: ...Um...I'm going to need some...Uh...Something...

Speed: Pliers?

Katie: *snaps* That's the one.

Speed: *smirks*

Katie: ...Um...I...I...Uh...*sigh*

Speed: I think I have an extra pair in my kit. I'll go get it. *walks away*

Katie: *leans on locker* You do that.

Speed: *opens kit, grabs pliers* These the ones?

Katie: Yeah.

Speed: *walks over* Here.

Katie: Thanks.

Speed: Need anything else?

Katie: *sigh* That depends.

Speed: On what?

Katie: Nothing.

Speed: ...Nothing.

Katie: Yup, uh huh.

Speed: Alright, I'll get this batch of evidence back to the lab.

Katie: Okay.

Speed: *leaves*

Katie: *sigh*

Anni: *runs over* THEY GOT JESS OUT!

Katie: *screams*

Anni: Oh..Sorry did I scare you?

Katie: Yeah as a matter of fact.

Anni: What were you doing?

Katie: Nothing.

Anni: Yeah looks like it. Here I found the security tapes.

Katie: This school has security tapes?

Anni: Yeah. It's way better than my old school.

Katie: How did the fire department get Jess out?

Anni: They didn't. Carly and Josh got her out.

Katie: How?

Anni: Let's just say we're not using the spatula anymore.

Katie: *laughs*

Anni: So Speed has his sleeves rolled up. That's hot.

Katie: Oh God yes.

Anni: ...Interesting answer.

Katie: Huh?

Anni: You actually said that outloud.

Katie: Did I?

Anni: *smiles* Yeah. Oooh someone's in luuurve.

Katie: Anni, we're married.

Anni: He's been working out.

Katie: *slaps Anni* You can't have him.

Anni: Oooh so does that mean you two are going to rock the kazbah tonight?

Katie: *frowns* You know, you are as bad as Eric.

Anni: So you're not, then.

Katie: I have work to do.

Anni: All night?

Katie: If that's what it takes.

Anni: Wow, sucks to be you. *walks away*

Katie: *rolls eyes*

Layout room

Delko: Hey.

Speed: Hey. *buttons up labcoat* You take a look at the witness statements yet?

Delko: Yeah.

Speed: Cool.

Delko: Cool? What are you, twenty?

Speed: No.

Delko: You try what I told you, on Katie?

Speed: Eric I don't think date rape drugs are the best way to get to her heart.

Delko: Hey you make it sound like a bad thing.

Speed: It is a bad thing.

TBC............

 

Here comes more!

:lol: And Katie if you keep thinking outloud, the RT is going to get more storylines.

Just Another

Halls, Lab

Katie: Hey you.

Speed: *turns around*

Katie: WOW.

Speed: What?

Katie: The lighting in here is so....Flattering.

Speed: To whom?

Katie: The walls.

Speed: I'm sure.

Katie: I'm heading to ballistics and I thought you could use my report.

Speed: Your report.

Katie: Yeah. Or you know, you could come down to ballistics and get it yourself.

Speed: You want me to go to ballistics with you.

Katie: If you want.

Speed: Something tells me this isn't about a report.

Katie: *sigh* Fine I broke the gun vault.

Speed: Very funny.

Katie: So are you coming with me or not?

Speed: Actually H wants to see me in the interview room. Ben's talking.

Katie: Alrighty. *walks away*

Speed: *smirks*

Delko: *walks up* Very nice.

Speed: She isn't the only one with the power of seduction.

Delko: That was seduction?

Speed: I'm a guy. That's about as far as I get.

Delko: So you want her, and she wants you, but you're torturing her because....

Speed: Because she's tortured me for eight years.

Delko: *smiles* So it's your turn.

Speed: Precisely.

Delko: Horatio didn't want to see you in the interview room.

Speed: That was part of the me torturing her thing.

Delko: So how long are you going to wait before you go to ballistics?

Speed: Are you kidding me? Any part of that would be unprofessional. *walks away*

Delko: *laughs*

Ballistics

Anni: *walks in*

Katie: *turns around* Oh...You.

Anni: Gee sorry I was born.

Katie: *sigh* Sorry.

Anni: So, do you have that report because I'm supposed to take it to Eric.

Katie: Yeah it's over here.

Anni: You look mad.

Katie: I'm not mad.

Anni: Okay you look...Seduced?

Katie: *laughs*

Anni: Tim's torturing you, isn't he?

Katie: *grumbles* And it's working.

Anni: And you didn't want to go near him for eight years?

Katie: I have no idea how I did that. I just wanted to...Shove him against a locker and just l-

Anni: Whoa there, we're not at Denny's let's keep this PG.

Katie: *lifts brow*

Anni: Play it cool. He's probably doing this on purpose.

Katie: How would you know?

Anni: Honey, think back. Waaaay back to when you first saw him on aisle five.

Katie: Okay.

Anni: And then in the Hummerhome.

Katie: Okay.

Anni: And then that one time we were at the gas station and we wanted chips.

Katie: ...What about it?

Anni: Sorry I like chips. Back on track. How did you feel about him then?

Katie: Like a giddy school girl at Denny's.

Anni: *smiles*

Katie: ...*GASP* I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY HUSBAND! *frowns* Grow up Anni.

Anni: ...Why did you learn sarcasm? It's just confusing.

Katie: Okay you might be a tad....Right.

Anni: *smiling* CSIensicola?

Katie: *smiles* The Hummercraft.

Katie/Anni high five

Anni: So he's not as boring huh.

Katie: He had me impressed with the rolled up sleeves.

Anni: A recipe for good times.

Katie: *giggles*

Anni: AHA! You haven't done that since...Aisle five.

Katie: *laughs*

Speed: *walks in* Anni, Eric wants that f-...Why are you both smiling?

Anni: Hi Tim. *waves*

Speed: *frowns*

Anni: ...I knew I should have gotten to him first. *walks away*

Katie: *smiling*

Speed: Why do you look so happy?

Katie: No reason.

Speed: Well we have a scene.

Katie: *smile fades* We do?

Speed: Plane crash at the airport.

Katie: ...So?

Speed: So grab your kit.

Katie: We don't have...Fifteen minutes?

Speed: Actually if we didn't have that scene, we'd have around fourty five.

Katie: *wide-eyed*

Speed: *walks away*

Crime scene, plane

Delko: *puts kit down* Miami never sleeps.

Speed: *lifts bottle* Yeah neither does the pilot.

Delko: What have you got?

Speed: Pep pills.

Delko: Ah, good times.

Katie: *places down kit* If it's a bomb, you guys owe me twenty bucks.

Delko: What?

Speed: Landing gear didn't lower itself.

Katie: Ah, and I was thinking it was a bomb.

Speed: Excuse me. *brushes past Katie*

Katie: *smirks*

Delko: *rolls eyes*

Katie: *squeals* Don't you just want to shove that against a locker?

Delko: ...The thought hadn't occured to me, no.

Katie: *sigh*

Speed: Hey Katie!

Katie: Yeah!

Speed: In here.

Katie: *walks over* What do you have?

Speed: Those little pop down tvs.

Katie: Okay I know you wanted to get one of these for our room but you should leave this one on the plane.

Speed: I've been sleeping in the guest room for three years.

Katie: Haha ouch.

Speed: *frowns*

Katie: *clears throat* So what about this tv?

Speed: It's got blood on it.

Katie: Maybe someone had a nosebleed.

Speed: And then...Stood up and blew it all over the tv?

Katie: It happens.

Speed: *looks around*

Katie: Hey Tim.

Speed: What.

Katie: This is where we fell in love.

Speed: ...*lifts brow* ...We didn't fall in love. You messed with my physiology by using your lips.

Katie: Well you just sucked the romance right outta there. *laughs*

Speed: *frowns* Excuse me.

Katie: ...*looks down at floor*

Few feet away

Delko: She looks pretty sad.

Speed: Yeah I think I was kind of mean.

Delko: I said keep her guard down, not insult her.

Speed: That's how I keep people's guards...Down. That sounded better in my head.

Delko: Wow you sure made her want to push those two beds together NOW.

Speed: We sleep in seperate rooms.

Delko: Beds, walls, same difference.

Speed: Maybe I should apologize.

Delko: Why? She's made your life miserable for eight years.

Speed: Right.

Delko: Keep her on her toes....By NOT insulting her. Keep her interested.

Speed: How? I just screwed it up.

Delko: Go back out there.

Speed: I don't know why I ever take your advice.

Delko: Me neither.

Speed: *walks away*

Few feet away

Speed: Katie.

Katie: *frowning*

Eric: *pushes beverage cart down aisle*

Speed: AH! *pushes Katie*

Katie: AH!

Both CSIs fall over, onto seat

Katie: *looks up*

Speed: ...I am going to kill Eric.

Katie: Yeah.

Speed: *stares at Katie*

Katie: *stares at Speed*

Delko: *running down aisle* DRINKS! DRINKS!

Speed: *stands up*

Katie: *sits up*

Delko: Hey free alcohol.

Speed: You're not supposed to take that.

Delko: Ah, take a glass of wine. It's romantic.

Speed: It's evidence.

Delko: Oooh miss Katie is blushing.

Speed: *looks down*

Katie: *frowns* Eric, for once in your life, stop turning every crime scene into a circus.

Delko: ...You guys are no fun. *walks away*

Speed: *grabs Katie's hand*

Katie: *stands*

Speed: Sorry.

Katie: It's alright.

Speed: *nods*

Katie: *looks around* ...You ever get the feeling we're being watched?

Speed: Yeah Eric's staring at us.

Katie: Yeah.

Speed: *smirks*

Katie: What?

Speed: Maybe we should give him something to stare at.

Katie: Oh I don't know. My dance moves are pretty bad.

Speed: Funny.

Katie: *laughs*

Speed: I'll go bag and tag the beverages that Eric spilled everywhere.

Katie: Good idea.

Speed: *walks away*

Katie: *shakes head*

TBC..........