~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~

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  1. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly ~Queen of Sarcasm~ Moderator

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    This ones probably been done a million times over, but I've gotta do it...

    Eric: (walks into trace lab) Man, what are you doing here? I thought you were dead.
    Speed: I was. It got boring, so I came back.
     
  2. CSILauren

    CSILauren Hit and Run

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    that's fairly funny i think
     
  3. talyra

    talyra Hit and Run

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    Frank (un-sarcastically): "Hey, H, give the poor kid a break. Suspects are people too!"

    Alexx (to a corpse): "Boyyy, did you get what was coming to you"

    *BANG!*
    Calleigh: "EEEEEEEEEEEK! I hate loud noises!"

    Natalia:... *nothing*

    Eric: "And finally, I solemnly swear to keep this vow of celibacy until the day I die..."

    Horatio: "For once in my life I'm going to complete a sentence without any dramatically misplaced pauses OR removing and replacing my sunglasses!"

    I can't think of anything for Ryan :(
     
  4. Aphina

    Aphina Rookie

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    OMG Some of these were so funny, I laughted out loud. Keep em coming!!!
     
  5. _Calleigh_

    _Calleigh_ Coroner

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    :lol: I can. :lol:

    Ryan: Leave that stuff on my desk, if you can find some room among the chaos.

    (Hard to get it if you're not a Ryan fan. :p)
     
  6. Aphina

    Aphina Rookie

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    I got it lol, yuor really good at these things!
     
  7. alex21591

    alex21591 Prime Suspect

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    *holds hand up * i got it to!
     
  8. MacsGirlMel

    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

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    *H's glasses slip from his hands*
    Delko: Hey you got a minute? *crunch*
    H: Oh no...*whimper* Waaaaaaaaah! You broke them! You broke my beautiful sunglasses!
    Delko: I'm outta here
    H: Get back here, you must die!

    (that really could've been anyone breaking them, but it was too funny to pass up lol)
     
  9. talyra

    talyra Hit and Run

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    ^^ Alternative ending:
    *CRUNCH*
    Horatio: super powers... draining away... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo.... *melts slowly into ginger puddle on the floor*
    Eric: ... oops?
     
  10. MacsGirlMel

    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

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    hehe I like it :)

    *The team is in funeral outfits*
    Horatio: We are gathered here today to bid farewell to a beloved friend...
    Eric: He's lost it
    Ryan: You wanna call the white coats or should I?
    Calleigh: I knew he loved them, but a funeral? And then he made us come to it. *sigh*
    Horatio: They were my best friends!! Now they've died! *wail*
    Eric: All this over a pair of shades? Sheesh.
     
  11. sienna

    sienna Lab Technician

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    :lol: hilarious quotes everyone !!!
    i like your alternative ending talyra reminds me of 'Charmed' :p
     
  12. WatchinCSI

    WatchinCSI Witness

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    Calleigh: Don't beat yourself up because you wasn't able to save that guy. You put the criminal away for life.
    Horatio throws his sunnies on the floor and grabs a Tec-9 out of ballistics
    Calleigh: What are you doing?
    Horatio: I'm gonna join the Mala Noches, it's more exciting then this.

    Got another one, waited long enough for somebody else to post :lol:

    Horatio, Ryan and Eric are beating themselves up after a case in which they lost evidence.
    Horatio: I quit
    Eric: I quit
    Ryan: I quit too
    Calleigh: *giggles* I guess I can be supervisor then
     
  13. Dutchie

    Dutchie Coroner

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    HEHEHE, I LOVE the 2nd one Joeri. Laughing out loud here.
     
  14. Wyoming

    Wyoming Head of the Graveyard Shift

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    haha I got one, probably not too funny though.

    Horatio: Here, hand me a lab coat.
    Everyone: *stares*
    Horatio: What?

    teehee. He needs to actually WORK a case, I miss the old days were he used to process things.
     
  15. WatchinCSI

    WatchinCSI Witness

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    LOL. Yeah, right now he seems kinda lazy. Only when his family or almost-family is involved he works in the lab.

    Horatio: Hey, Eric, you know, actually I don't like you...
    Eric: What the...why do you say that?
    Horatio: Because the script told me to
     
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