Things I learned on CSI..........

Wow all of these are really creative

 

People don't stay on it long.

 

always check the fine print before ageeing to do a snuff film.

 

LoL...

AIDS aren't just transmitted sexually...

 

(one of them is something like this)
Its amazing the things that come out of somebodys head.

 

Uh, since this is CSI related, I'll ship this to General CSI.

 

If you have drugs in your urine sample:
Urine big trouble!

 

that calamari is good alone.



or occassionally with a beer.

 

Can't remember the episode, but two women were in the autopsy room and Doc said, 'This one shaved her legs, and this one didn't'

So I'll remember to do the obvious so that comment won't be made about me when I die..although once I'm dead.I won't care.

 

You know I actually got this one from Bill Cosby, but I keep waiting to hear it on CSI, when they find someone in a car accident or something:

"First you say it, then you do it."

I'll leave it to you guys to figure that one out!

 

Grissom's taught me it's cool to be a science geek - I was always picked on/bullied at school for being a nerd coz I always did my homework, was always reading books, polite to the teachers and never caused trouble. Now I'm proud being who I am I also love all the science I've learned from CSI, though particularly Grissom's entomological timelines (try saying that when you're drunk :lol: ) to work out when someone was killed.

 

Just because it's legal doesn't mean it's smart (snuff)
the obvious isn't always so obvious
How to commit the perfect murder (I'm kidding, I'm kidding, my brother says it more than i do)

 

daddy can buy his way out of anything (any sam ep)
never see a shrink who is a chimera (bloodlines)
in a pinch, tinting film and a battery can pull shoe prints (jackpot)

 

LOL .. oh man. Sadly, for around here that's actually pretty true. The law enforcement here .. sucks. I think CSI is giving these people ideas.

 

...make sure the alibi checks out!

...to wipe off any fingerprints I leave behind.