The Craziness Continues-Caption Contest 2

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  1. Radical618

    Radical618 Coroner

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    Aiden: I can't believe I'm out of Messers league, I thought it was the other way around.
     
  2. MacsGirlMel

    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

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    Aiden: I knew Messer would be crushed by my rejection, but I never thought he'd turn to Flack for comfort.
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    Aiden: Was that *olive oil* in that broom closet? Just what exactly *is* it Mac and Stella do in there, anyway?
     
  3. tanglewood14

    tanglewood14 CSI Level Two

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  4. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Danny: Let me read the palm of your hand. This line tells me you will have an incredible date with a sexy hunk of a CSI.

    === or ===

    Danny: Don't wipe that bogger off on me!
     
  5. Loopholes

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    Lindsay: Danny, check out the new iPod!
    Danny: Er...where?
    Lindsay: It's the new iPod inviso!
     
  6. Radical618

    Radical618 Coroner

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    Anna: Carmine, you've got to try this!
    Carmine: I'm not falling for that.
    Anna: It's spider flavored!
    Carmine: Get out of character already would you!
     
  7. Nim

    Nim Pathologist

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    Stella> Is that the new hair-gel?
    Lindsay> Dunno...I found it in Danny's bathroom...it was out of the bottle, so I though I could use it...
    Hawkes> But that...that is not...
    Danny> No, Sheldon, THAT is not hair-gel...

    (There's Something About Mary...you know?) :lol:
     
  8. MacsGirlMel

    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

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    Lindsay: I see a ring on my finger...I see you putting it there, Danny...
    Danny: Whoa, waitaminute...isn't that a little fast?

    Lindsay: I don't know how it got there, I swear!
    Stella: the oil doesn't lie...wait, I don't think that's olive oil...*tastes* Yep. Ribena. You're good.
    Hawkes: You have any idea what that stuff does to teeth? eww.

    Lindsay: What is this, exactly?
    Danny: A nice rack? Uh..
    Hawkes: Not what she meant. Although you're right it is kinda nice...
     
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    Lindsey: Oh... my... god..

    Hawkes: Eeewww!

    Danny: Yep, you just put your hands in camel feces!

    Stella: Sorry babe, but I am NEVER giving you a High-five AGAIN!!!
     
  10. ka990

    ka990 Police Officer

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    Lindsay - "Erm... Hawkes? I think you've been away from the ME's office for too long - the guy you said was dead has just waved at me!!!!" :eek:
     
  11. celtess

    celtess Rookie

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    Lindsay : Oh my god I have got 5 fingers in my hand!!!
    Danny : Yes....
    Stella to Hawkes: Hawkes please call to the doctor !!
    Hawkes: Yeah...
     
  12. tanglewood14

    tanglewood14 CSI Level Two

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    Got that from SNL?

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  13. Loopholes

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    Yup :)

    Flack: *looks at tie rack* Now...which one will make Stella and Danny cringe the most...?

    OR

    Eddie: If you don't give me a nice tie, I'll pout all day.
     
  14. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Eddie: Maybe next season, Project Runway can design some ties for me.

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    Eddie: First the ugly ties, then the explosion... If they stick me underground in a box with red ants, I'm leaving.
     
  15. ka990

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    Flack - <sob> "I don't understand why they've sent me out here in the corridor - I don't think my tie is that bad ..." :confused:
     

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