Mac: Is that Danny across the street doing a rain dance? Stella: No, that can't be right. There's fog everywhere. Hawkes: *thinking* I have had it with these muthafu*king snakes on this muthafu*king plane!
Hawkes: I should have bought a regular jigsaw puzzle for my nephew. This one might be too hard. === or === Hawkes: This skeleton is taking too long to assemble. It's just a few weeks to Halloween. === or === Hawkes Maybe I should call Dr. Temperance Brennan for help on this one. === or === Hawkes: Wow! Look at the shnozz on this one. It must be Max Klinger.
Hawkes: Hmm...the neck bone's connected to the jawbone...jawbone's connected to the head bone... LOL on the Bones reference Hawkes: Wow...note to self, never pi$$ off Mac unless I wanna end up like this! Hawkes: Alas poor Horatio... Mac: That was "poor Yorrick" Hawkes: No it can't be Warrick, it's a caucasian...Besides, it was still wearing its sunglasses when I found it. Hawkes: Poor Lindsay...who'd have thought she'd choke to death on a bug? Grissom(offscreen) Oh no...the poor bug!
Hawkes - "Erm .... this jigsaw looks nothing like the picture on the box!" OR Hawkes - "Hell - why is it there's always a piece missing!"
Lindsay(thinking)Does he know his fly is open? Lindsay:I hope he knows he has a big piece of spinach in his teeth...and I hope it wasn't fresh...yikes.
Hawkes: Lindsay, your blind date is out front waiting for you. He is wearing a blue and white mask, and his name is Mysterio. === or === Lindsy: What is the name of that detective you work with? Voice (off camera, sounds like Gilbert Gottfried): Don Flack. (They both look around and just see a white duck in the corner.) Hawkes: Who do you mean? I work with so many. Voice: Don Flack. Lindsay: The one who was injured in the explosion. Voice: DON FLACK! Hawkes: Did you hear something? I think my brain is telling me it's time for lunch. Let's go for Chinese. I am in the mood for Peking duck. Voice: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!! (Duck starts charging at them.)
Lindsay: Has anyone told you that you have the nicest eyes. OR Anna: Oh My God! No Way! They have a picture of your butt?! Hill: mmhm. Anna: Nice. Hill: Excuse me? Anna: Nothing. I know I know the first one was bit corny but this is my first post on this thread
Are you talking about Rey Mysterio ? As in my WWE idol? The guy I have a crush on? S*it? Did I just spill my secret? :devil: Ahem, anyway...