The Craziness Continues-Caption Contest 2

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  1. glam_chic86

    glam_chic86 Head of the Graveyard Shift

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    Mac: Is that Danny across the street doing a rain dance?
    Stella: No, that can't be right. There's fog everywhere.
    Hawkes: *thinking* I have had it with these muthafu*king snakes on this muthafu*king plane!
     
  2. tanglewood14

    tanglewood14 CSI Level Two

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    Die Lindsay, Die! :devil:

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  3. feenx

    feenx Coroner

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    Hawkes:<<thinking>> Where's Aiden when you need her.

    {{sorry first thing that poped in my head}}
     
  4. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Hawkes: I should have bought a regular jigsaw puzzle for my nephew. This one might be too hard.

    === or ===

    Hawkes: This skeleton is taking too long to assemble. It's just a few weeks to Halloween.

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    Hawkes Maybe I should call Dr. Temperance Brennan for help on this one.

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    Hawkes: Wow! Look at the shnozz on this one. It must be Max Klinger.
     
  5. MacsGirlMel

    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

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    Hawkes: Hmm...the neck bone's connected to the jawbone...jawbone's connected to the head bone...

    LOL on the Bones reference :)

    Hawkes: Wow...note to self, never pi$$ off Mac unless I wanna end up like this!

    Hawkes: Alas poor Horatio...
    Mac: That was "poor Yorrick"
    Hawkes: No it can't be Warrick, it's a caucasian...Besides, it was still wearing its sunglasses when I found it.

    Hawkes: Poor Lindsay...who'd have thought she'd choke to death on a bug?
    Grissom(offscreen) Oh no...the poor bug!
     
  6. greekie527

    greekie527 Rookie

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    Hawkes: This skull bears an uncanny resemblance to my long-lost third cousin twice removed...
     
  7. ka990

    ka990 Police Officer

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    Hawkes - "Erm .... this jigsaw looks nothing like the picture on the box!"

    OR

    Hawkes - "Hell - why is it there's always a piece missing!" :)
     
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    Hawkes: Crap! I broke a nail!
     
  9. tanglewood14

    tanglewood14 CSI Level Two

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  10. MacsGirlMel

    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

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    Lindsay(thinking)Does he know his fly is open?

    Lindsay:I hope he knows he has a big piece of spinach in his teeth...and I hope it wasn't fresh...yikes.
     
  11. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Hawkes: Lindsay, your blind date is out front waiting for you. He is wearing a blue and white mask, and his name is Mysterio.

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    Lindsy: What is the name of that detective you work with?
    Voice (off camera, sounds like Gilbert Gottfried): Don Flack.
    (They both look around and just see a white duck in the corner.)
    Hawkes: Who do you mean? I work with so many.
    Voice: Don Flack.
    Lindsay: The one who was injured in the explosion.
    Voice: DON FLACK!
    Hawkes: Did you hear something? I think my brain is telling me it's time for lunch. Let's go for Chinese. I am in the mood for Peking duck.
    Voice: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!! (Duck starts charging at them.)
     
  12. feenx

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    Lindsay> Dude, if Flack catches you looking at Danny there will be hell to pay.
     
  13. youngrebel

    youngrebel Prime Suspect

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    Lindsay: Has anyone told you that you have the nicest eyes.
    OR
    Anna: Oh My God! No Way! They have a picture of your butt?!
    Hill: mmhm.
    Anna: Nice.
    Hill: Excuse me?
    Anna: Nothing.

    I know I know the first one was bit corny but this is my first post on this thread :)
     
  14. tanglewood14

    tanglewood14 CSI Level Two

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    Are you talking about Rey Mysterio ? As in my WWE idol? The guy I have a crush on?

    S*it? Did I just spill my secret? :devil:

    Ahem, anyway...

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    Aidan: is it just me or has my face gone wonky?

    seriously, loook at the picture! it looks wierd!
     

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