Crazy Caption Contest

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  1. Faylinn

    Faylinn Adam Fangirl Super Moderator

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    :lol: Too right, Starpiper--who hasn't gotten it on in that office at some point? :lol:
     
    Faylinn, Jul 13, 2006
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  2. tanglewood14

    tanglewood14 CSI Level Two

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    You have a sharp memory... :lol:

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    And I know y'all got something good.
     
    tanglewood14, Jul 14, 2006
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  3. gream_reaper

    gream_reaper Police Officer

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    Guy holding the bowl: Excuse me, detective, that wasn't one of the foods.
    (Danny swallows)
    Hawkes: So?
    Danny: Wasn't bad.
    Guy holding the bowl: Ew, detective, that was from the dog's waste. Bad case of tapeworm.
    Danny: :eek:
     
    gream_reaper, Jul 14, 2006
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  4. tanglewood14

    tanglewood14 CSI Level Two

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    ^ ^ ^ OMG, gream reaper, that got me ROFL...

    *wipes tears from eyes* :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
    tanglewood14, Jul 14, 2006
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  5. Comte

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    That was fantastic gream reaper!!

    here's mine...

    Hill*thinking*:I dunno what i should be more disgusted at..That Danny is putting a centipede in his mouth or that he has got THAT MUCH snot up his nose!!
     
    Comte, Jul 14, 2006
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  6. Starpiper

    Starpiper Hit and Run

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    Hawkes: I can't believe that you're that desperate to get on Fear Factor...
     
    Starpiper, Jul 14, 2006
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    HAWKES: Uh, Danny?... that's not a good idea. Mac will find out you ate the evidence.
    GUY W/ BOWL: *sighs* If you wanted an enema that badly, you could have said so, Detective.
     
    tiqlado, Jul 14, 2006
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  8. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Guy with bowl: Danny, that wasn't your lunch. I was getting my bait to go fishing.
    Hawkes: The early CSI gets the worms.
     
    Dynamo1, Jul 14, 2006
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  9. Top41

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    Hawkes: Geez, Danny, if you're that hungry we could have grabbed some dinner after we finished questioning the witnesses...
     
    Top41, Jul 14, 2006
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  10. MacsGirlMel

    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

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    Hawkes: Uh...I think that belongs to the LV guy...Grissom....you know, who's visting Mac. I hear he's notorious for leaving experiments in the fridge back home
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    Grissom(offscreen)Are you eating what I think you are? Stop, please, let me take them home with me!
    Hawkes: Oh, hi, Gris...See Danny I told you he was here for a case.
     
    MacsGirlMel, Jul 14, 2006
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  11. kinkapoodles

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    Hawkes: Umm, you know what Danny? If you eat that, Flack is never gonna kiss that mouth again.
    Waiter: Hey, Who's Flack?
     
    kinkapoodles, Jul 14, 2006
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  12. Lost2MuchSpeed

    Lost2MuchSpeed Pathologist

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    chef: *Sigh* y'know, you've been dangling that damn centipede on your tongue for the last half hour.
    danny: no no! i'm gonna eat it! i will! must. get over. fear.
    hawkes: well hurry the hell up! i think my neck is stuck this way...
     
    Lost2MuchSpeed, Jul 14, 2006
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  13. DandMfan

    DandMfan Witness

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    Hi I'm new! Nice thread!

    Here goes nothing:

    Hawkes:Danny you shouldn't eat that, you don't know where it's been
    Danny:O it was here in the bowl

    or

    Danny *after swallowing that thing*: Yummy but tastes kinda strange.
    In the guy with the bowl's mind: That idiot didn't suspect that that was really from the dirty trash can :devil:!

    or

    Hawkes:Danny don't eat the lizard, she's married and has a family, you know!
    Danny:What family?:confused:
    Guy with the bowl:Sir, he already ate its family.
    Hawkes:Rest in peace my darling :(
     
    DandMfan, Jul 16, 2006
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  14. midnight_song

    midnight_song Dead on Arrival

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    Hawkes:Flack was right. You really can bet Danny to do anything.
     
    midnight_song, Jul 16, 2006
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  15. SamStokes

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    Hawkes: Can you feel it going down?

    Danny: Yeah its crawling down my throaght as i speak!

    Hawkes: Uwww Really?

    Danny: Cause not dummy!

    Guy with bowl: Ain't that your evidence?

    Danny: *Gulp*
     
    SamStokes, Jul 16, 2006
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