Crazy Caption Contest

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  1. PrettyEyes

    PrettyEyes Pathologist

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    Mac: For the hundredth time, I don't care how Danny proposed to you! Get to work! :mad:

    Lindsay: Yes, Dad! :rolleyes:
     
  2. ILuvJonathanTogo

    ILuvJonathanTogo Coroner

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    Mac: Lindsay...Doonnntt mmoovvee, thheerre iss someethhing inn
    yourrr haaaiirr.
    Lindsey:OK ok just get it then can I eat it??
    ( So sorry Lindsey fans if that seems mean- I'm a Lindsey fan too, just kinda thought it fit lol)
     
  3. Radical618

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    :lol: awww.. I love it!

    Linds: There we were, checking the body, when this huge spider lands in my hair. Luckily, Mac got it out.
    Mac: (thinking) Shit, it laid eggs. Oh well, that's what showers are for.
     
  4. PrettyEyes

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    Now all she has to do is have "Papa" Hawkes hatch the eggs, then have Danny bread them for dinner...gross, I know, but hey, that's the relationship they have. :lol:
     
  5. MacsGirlMel

    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

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    Nah, just put the eggs in a box n send 'em out to Gris for pets :)
     
  6. pizzapie

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    They'd have to have a deep fryer to fix them though!
     
  7. tanglewood14

    tanglewood14 CSI Level Two

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    Director (OS): For the hundreth time! Cut!
    Gary: What?
    Carmine: Where did we go wrong now?
    Anna: Uh, hello!
     
  8. tiqlado

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    MAC: What the he--!! We're trying to make a bonfire here! Do you people mind???
    LINDSAY: Who turned on the lights??
    DANNY (thinks): All the smores... goooone...
     
  9. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Gary: Oh, no. That Svensson guy is putting graffiti on the camera lens again.
    Anna: I thought you got a restraining order against him.
    Carmine: He must have snuck by the guards again.
     
  10. MacsGirlMel

    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

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    Mac: Look, up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane...
    Danny: This Superman thing has gone way too far...

    Danny: Is that Stella up there?
    Lindsey: Yeah, and why's she got all that olive oil?
    Mac: Stella, not NOW! Can we at least get back to my place first??? The hardwood is THERE!!!
    Stella: Forget the hardwood for now, let's just use your car hood.
     
  11. Starpiper

    Starpiper Hit and Run

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    Mac: Hey...do you ever get that feeling sometimes? You know...that creepy feeling that you're being watched, that there are thousands of eyes on you at any given time, marking your every movement, your every word, your every reaction and interaction to the world around you and storing that information away somewhere for future reference?
    Lindsay: ...sometimes, yeah. o_O
    Danny: ::thinking:: nossnevS naitsirhC? What the heck is that supposed to mean?
     
  12. tanglewood14

    tanglewood14 CSI Level Two

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    Unique, and I liked it.

    Hasn't anyone noticed that the past 3 pics are from Risk ?

    Again...

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  13. tiqlado

    tiqlado Police Officer

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    HAWKES: So either you talk, or I bitch slap you with a spatula.

    -or-

    MAN: I heard you were good at playing with your own--er, guitar.
    HAWKES: *snort* Y'think?

    (shout out to Hill and Eddie's chat :D)
     
  14. PrettyEyes

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    HAWKES: Now that's a sex injury I've Never heard of, and I'm a doctor! :devil:
     
  15. MacsGirlMel

    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

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    Guy: They do that all the time?
    Hawkes: Yeah, they're fangirls, they're wild and unpredictable. I'd say you could just ask Mac, but he's a bit...tied up...at the moment.
     
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