Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY.

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Flack in a hairnet? :lol:

I mentioned this in one of the Flack threads, but I'd love to see this at the beginning of next season.

Flack is feeling pissy, and when his cell phone rings, he snaps. He grabs it and chucks it at the wall, screaming, "Eat plaster, bitch!!!"

:devil: Heh heh

 

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LOL!!!
In a similar vein.
Flack (with his gun out and pointing at a photocopier)
"I'll teach you to chew up my reports damn you!"

 

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I just read that too, I have tears currently streaming down my face. I must have missed half of it cause I was laughing so hard but I'm afraid to go back and read it again!

 

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I did too. :lol: Faylinn you do some of the funniest scenes!

 

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*bump*

Someone mentioned wanting to see this thread, I think?

Let's hear some new ones, people. I've got one:

Danny walks up to a crime scene.
Stella: Hey Danny, can you process that shirt over there?
Danny: No.
Stella: Why not?
Danny: 'Cause I'm too sexy for the shirt, too sexy for the shirt, so sex-y it hu-urts.
Stella: ...

 

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This is a bit of a rip off from Cool Hunter, the quote I've taken is underlined

Suspect: You've got very beautiful eyes, you know that.
Flack: Thank you. And I know they are.

 

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Heh. It'd be great if he replied "Duh." :lol:

(Flack at the beginning of season 3, when he has to stay at his desk like a good little boy and do deskwork
*Flack sat down, took one look at the pile of folders on his desk, and realized two things: 1.) This was going to be boring as hell, and 2.) He was going to have to deal with the copy machine.

*A few hours later*
Flack: *eyes the copier* Sooo, we meet again, you heavy bastard...
Mac: *walks by and stops* Flack, who are you talking to?
Flack: The copier.
Mac: *eyes the copier* And keep your toner to yourself, you messy piece of--
*Mac stops when he realizes that Hilbourne is walking by*
*Once Hilbourne is gone, Flack and Mac both turn back to the copier*
Mac: Think we could break it?
Flack: Piece of cake.
*the copier is scared*

:lol:

 

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Mac: Stella, you're sexy.
Stella: You're sexy too.

 

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Faylinn, here is a variation from Saturday Night Live:

*Mac Taylor walks in to use the copier*
Flack: Big Maaaaaac.
Mac: Hello, Detective Flack.
Flack: Macaroni.
Mac: Yes, what can I do for you.
Flack: Macaroon cookie.
Mac: Don, are you feeling all right?
Flack: Macadamia.
Mac: That's enough of that.
Flack: Mac "The Toolman" Taylor
Mac: Wrong show, Don.

 

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:lol: Mac "The Toolman" Taylor? :lol: (But when I read the 'Macadamia,' 'Big Mac,' and 'Macaroon Cookie,' I was reminded very strongly of one of Kimmychu's more crack-tastic fanfics. :lol

 

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No dialogue, but I wanted to take a shot, anyways...

*Danny sneaks up on Flack with a blown-up paper bag and pops the sucker*
*POP*
FLACK (screaming like a girl): AUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!

 

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OMG!!! These are so funny. I'm gonna have to think of some while I'm here at work. Fay yours are the best.

 

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I'd love to see Danny scare Flack, and then look utterly shocked when he screams like a little girl. :lol: It would be even better if Stella/Mac/Hawkes/etc was standing there and he leapt into their arms. :lol: Just the image of one of them trying to hold Don's lanky arse is frickin' hilarious. :lol:

 

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^ Arms flailing, then jumps into Mac's arms, still screaming hysterically? :lol: OMG, that would be terrible for his tough-guy image.

 

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'Flailing?' I like that addition. :lol: Of course, he'd still be squirming once he's in Mac's arms, so Mac would be trying not to fall over. :lol:

Danny is so wicked...me-likes.