Firefly Wash: "Everything looks good from here...Yes...yes...This is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it...This land. Supernatural Sam: "An interesting observation, in an observationally interesting way." Sam: "I swear, man, you gotta update your casette-tape collection." Dean: "Why?" Sam: "Well for one, they're cassette tapes, and two, Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock. Dean: "Well, house rules, Sammy – driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole."
Smallville Episode Krypto Lois: I kinda hit him. Clark: With your car!? Lois: (sarcastically) No, with my fist.
I totally love Two and a Half men and Charlie sheen Rocks I loved him when he was in spin city (I almost liked him better then Micheal J Fox) *giggles* heres one from according to Jim that I use ALOT Cheryl (Upon being caught in a lie by Jim) "Crap on a Cracker"
Friends Ross: *to joey* Is someone afraid of a little competetion with the ladies (ross and rachel's bags got mixed up at the store so he's wearing a pink shirt) Joey: Looks like someone is the ladies!
Stargate:Sg-1 Anubis: I know who you are, Daniel Jackson, but you know not who I am! Capt.: Sir, if you don't mind, your wound is bleeding all over my lab. Colonel: It's time for Plan B. Capt.: We have a Plan B? Colonel: No, but it's time for one.
NCIS TONY: Ziva, did you mean it when you said that I smelled bad? ZIVA: No, Tony, I was just teasing you TONY: (farts) How about now? I laughed about that for an hour. And then for a week later, every time I thought about it, I cracked up. (People at work thought that I was going insane)
Boy Meets World [Eric sneeze's and he can predict the future] Jack: (after finding out the lottery number eric picked were wrong, tears up the lottery ticket and shoves it in Eric's mouth) EAT IT, EAT IT! Eric: JACK NO (chews on the lottery ticket) News Reporter: And now for the $ 4 million Pennslyna lottery Eric: *laughs and chews on another piece of the ticket and then sneezes* Oh what your going to do to me!
Blackadder II: Queen Elizabeth I: Where did he vanish? Simply vanished. Lord Percy Percy: Like an old oak table. Queen Elizabeth I: Vanished, Lord Percy, not varnished. Lord Percy Percy: Welcome Edmund. Did you... miss me? Blackadder: I certainly did. Many was a time, Percy, I say to myself, 'I wish Percy was here'... [Percy gets sentimental] Blackadder: ...being tortured instead of me. Blackadder goes Forth: George: Private Baldrick is obviously a bit of an Impressionist. Blackadder: The only impression he can do is that of a man with no talent. George:In the school debating society, I was voted Boy Least Likely to Complete a Coherent...erm... Blackadder: Sentence? George: That's it! Yes! Yes! George: So, we're a bit stuck. Blackadder: You can say that again, George. We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun! Blackadder: So how are you going to get that attached to your face? Baldrick: I was hoping to persuade it to cling to my upper lip. Blackadder: Baldrick, the slug is dead. If it managed not to cling onto life, I see no reason for it to want to cling to your upper lip.
I just thought of a CSI One that I love Grissom: "and Wheres the girl now?" Sara: "I left her in the car" *the other CSIs look at her like she's nuts* "The windows are Cracked" *again the othe CSIs stare at her* "Relax she's at the hospital" (from Blood Drops)
Amazing Race: "My Ox is Broken!"-Collin, season 5 "64...66...68...80"-Bolo counting by twos, season 6 Rob: "we need to be the fastest car on the road" Brennan: "what he said" Jamacan taxi driver: *slams on his breaks* "I AM NOT A HELICOPTER!" --season one *Hippies walk up to pitstop and see the greeter looks like a giant Roaming Travelocity Gnome* BJ: SANTA!!?????? -season 9 Joseph: There goes Scott Peterson and his wife. (refering to Lake) Monica: Where? --season 9 and I have many many more...
Well, it's a little bit relating to CSI, it's a Jorja Fox quote, but as Maggie Doyle. 'Selfrespect's a bitch'
1 From Judging Amy Lauren: *standing by the oven* Grandma...GRANDMA! Maxine: *turns around* Lauren: Are cupcakes supposed to smoke? Maxine: *takes the cupcakes out of the oven and throws them into the sink and then turns the water on* Cupcakes cayse cancer! ***** Amy: Are you laughing? Maxine: *laughing* I'm 65 years old and my boyfriend's mother hates me!