Crazy Caption Contest

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  1. glam_chic86

    glam_chic86 Head of the Graveyard Shift

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    Here's another one...

    Hawkes: Whoa, nice hooters!
    Lindsay: *os* Hawkes, you are such are perv!
    Hawkes: Look, there's a great horned owl right behind you.
     
    glam_chic86, Jun 17, 2006
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    Radical618 Coroner

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    Hawkes: I'm suprised they didn't pop.
     
    Radical618, Jun 17, 2006
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  3. tanglewood14

    tanglewood14 CSI Level Two

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    Holla, I want more Hawkes!

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    I luv Hawkes, that's all!
     
    tanglewood14, Jun 19, 2006
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    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Hawkes: Isn't that cute? The little roach is making shadow puppets.

    === or ===

    Hawkes: Why is it that EVERY time I drop a coin it rolls into the sewer grate?
     
    Dynamo1, Jun 19, 2006
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    Hawkes:Mac, look at this.
    Mac: Sheldon.
    Hawkes: What? What's wrong?
    Mac: You can't carve Hawkes was here into the floor.
    Hawkes: Okay.. *scratches it out*
     
    Radical618, Jun 19, 2006
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    Ceindreadh Pathologist

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    Mac "Hawkes, you find anything there in the gutter?"

    Hawkes "Not sure, it looks like Flack...surrounded by lots of women. Guess he must have gotten dragged in there somehow."
     
    Ceindreadh, Jun 19, 2006
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  7. Bunny

    Bunny Rookie

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    Hawkes *talking in a soft voice*: "Don't worry, little flashlight, daddy still loves you. Don't let the big old spotlight tell you anything else, it's nothing compared to you."

    very random
     
    Bunny, Jun 19, 2006
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  8. MacsGirlMel

    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

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    Hawkes: Mac, what're you doing down there...ooh, I get it...in teh gutter with the fangirls. And....nice dogpile there.

    Mac: Yeah, and Mel23 won't quit kissing me...

    or
    Hawkes: Hey, Mac, will you tell Grissom to keep his bugs out of here?
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    Hawkes: Uh...I think you better call Grissom, he'll want to see this....
     
    MacsGirlMel, Jun 19, 2006
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    Radical618 Coroner

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    Hawkes: FREEZE! You're under arrest!
    Mac: Who's down there?
    Hawkes: What? Oh, no one. A racoon just took another racoons food.
    Mac: The bastard!
     
    Radical618, Jun 19, 2006
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  10. glam_chic86

    glam_chic86 Head of the Graveyard Shift

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    Hawkes: Why can't I find any evidence?
    Mac: *os* Pssst Hawkes, the body is behind you.
    Hawkes: I was getting there.
     
    glam_chic86, Jun 19, 2006
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  11. tanglewood14

    tanglewood14 CSI Level Two

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    Hawkes: Ooh, a quarter!

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    tanglewood14, Jun 21, 2006
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    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Stella: Lindsay, you know what the CBS employee handbook says. "Show lots of cleavage to boost ratings." Now get on over to Victoria's Secret.
     
    Dynamo1, Jun 21, 2006
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    Mac: so this is your birth certificate, well ill be dambed you are english.So you have a real english accent. hu knew??
     
    Gaby, Jun 21, 2006
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    Stella: Lindsay, the crime scene is over here.
     
    Radical618, Jun 21, 2006
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  15. MacsGirlMel

    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

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    Lindsey: Hey, Stella, check out what the fangirls are doing to Mac in the gutter...
    Stella: Those little...Hey, outta the way, he's MINE! Hands OFF!
     
    MacsGirlMel, Jun 21, 2006
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