What's on their answering machines....?

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  1. MissDee

    MissDee Lab Technician

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    "Hello, you've reached Nick Stokes. I can't come to the phone right now. Probably because I'm buried alive somewhere in the vicinity of Las Vegas. Or possibly I'm hospitalized due to the latest stalking attempt. I might have a gun pointed at my face right now, too. And there are always those hookers that seem to die after one night with me; I might be trying to stay out of prison. So leave a message, and I'll try to get back to you as soon as - oh, hell, screw it... I'm going off the grid. Have a nice life!" *BEEP*
     
  2. csikicksurass

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    haha funny about the hooker part :)
     
  3. Lia

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    :lol:
    Love you.
     
  4. csikicksurass

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    about the last post i did do you think greg woul have a x box, ps2 or a game cube???
     
  5. Kal

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    roflol, these are hilarious.
     
  6. Crysthala

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    These are great... here's one...
    Greg: Sara... <whimper> Call me? Once?! Leave a message on my answering machine... I want to hear your voice... pweez? If you aren't Sara, don't get my hopes up by leaving a message. <beep>

    Sara: Greg, stop calling me. Grissom, why are you calling this number? You know I'll be at your house. Catherine, I can't make Warrick and Tina get a divorce. Warrick, no, I don't know how to shut her up. Nick, Greg is probably off renting porn somewhere. Greg, Nick is looking for you. Oh, and Ecklie? Why don't you go shove it up your- <beep>

    Grissom: You've reached Grissom. If you aren't a reporter, leave a message after the beep. If you are a reporter, go jump off a cliff. Same goes for slimy defense lawyers. Eugh. <beep>
     
  7. MacsGirlMel

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    Grissom: You've reached Grissom. I'm currently at work or doing the naughty with Sara. Leave a message after the beep.
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    Sara: You're reached Sara Sidle, if I'm not at work, I'm probably in Grissom's bed right now. Leave a message and I'll get back to you when we're done jumping each other's bones.

    Brass: This is Capt.Brass. I'm currently unconscious and can't get to the phone right now. I'll call you back when I wake up. Leave a message.
     
  8. hollie

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    LOL!! These are hilarious.

    Grissom: Hello you've reached Gil Grissom. I don't know why you bothered calling because i'm probably at work or too busy not having a social life. How did you even get my number? I don't give it out to anyone. Except Sara. But she was desperate. But I guess that's not so bad now, since we're you know, doing it. Actually that's probably where I am right now. Yupp. I'll call you back when i'm done. *wink* [BEEP]
     
  9. csikicksurass

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    LMAO except how do you wink on an answering machine? :lol:
     
  11. MrsGregHSanders

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    Gris could find a way. I just hope he doesn't because a winking grissom is kind of freaky. ;)
     
  12. IlovemySNICKERS

    IlovemySNICKERS CSI Level One

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    Nick: You've reached Nick. I'm not here right now, because I'm most likely strutting around shirtless downtown, getting ogled by the gorgeous ladies!! What can i say? **singing** I'm too sexy for my shirt,I'm too sexy for my shirt,I'm too sexy for my <BEEEEEEP>
     
  13. ariela57

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    Or better yet: Hey, you've reached Nick. I can't come to the phone right now becasue I am in some type of serious, life-threatning situation or other. So leave a brief message and I'll get back to you... I hope.
     
  14. MrsGregHSanders

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    He is too sexy for his shirt!
     
  15. AmandaSzmanda

    AmandaSzmanda CSI Level Two

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    Okay I put this on my answering machince and I thought of you guys today. (Sounds like something Cath might say)

    'I'm bored out of my mind but choose to ignore you. Leave a message'
     
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