What's on their answering machines....?

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  1. Lia

    Lia Lab Technician

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    ROFLMAO. :lol:
    Ohh Grissom. XD
     
  2. FrogBag

    FrogBag Hit and Run

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    Grissom: Hi, I'm emotionally unavailable right now, please leave a message.


    *note: I didn't make that up. Someone else did. I can't remember who, but definitely someone hilarious.
     
  3. AmandaSzmanda

    AmandaSzmanda CSI Level Two

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    Definatly, I loved that one.
     
  4. MacsGirlMel

    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

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    LOL Me too.

    I love the idea, and I gotta say thank you since the NY group is getting some hiliarious responses too after I posted it there.
     
  5. meandmac

    meandmac Rookie

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    Grissom: The bugs The bugs will get you.. Oh hi Nick.
    Cath: Grissom stop calling me you know i live at the lab!
     
  6. Chuckita

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  7. TallyHo

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    Right-o, then. Good to see that we are all crsytal clear on the Adult Content Rule. Cheers for the timely reminder to one and all.
     
  8. allmaple

    allmaple Judge

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    yeah thats right! hell be in london a lot this summer just so you know :p
     
  9. MacsGirlMel

    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

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    LOL that one is so funny
     
  10. bugladysanders

    bugladysanders Witness

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    Hi you've reached Grissom please leave your mess- (buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz) OOo I've not got one of those! (BEEP)
     
  11. MrsGregHSanders

    MrsGregHSanders Police Officer

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    That one took me a minute, but it was funny.
     
  12. bugladysanders

    bugladysanders Witness

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    lol! woo hoo it was funny!! ta!
     
  13. Crysthala

    Crysthala CSI Level One

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    :lol: That was a good one.
    Hodges: Hiiii, you've reached the Full David Hodges Experience Hotline. To leave a message telling me how attractive my gray hairs are, press 1. To play the Dukes of Hazzard board game, press 2. To have me utilize my intense snappish comedy, you don't have to press anything... it's there regardless. Have a nice life.
     
  14. lexxy_willows

    lexxy_willows Police Officer

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    Sara: Hi, you've reached Sara Sidle. I'm either at work, chasing after Grissom, or listening to my police scanner. I probably won't ever get around to listening to my messages, but if you wanna leave one anyway, go right ahead (police scanner static in background) ((BEEEEEEEEP))
     
  15. MrsGregHSanders

    MrsGregHSanders Police Officer

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    Greg:"Hi, you've reached Greg Sanders. I'm not home right now, but please leave:'in a bottle,' 'from the President of the United States', and 'text,' after the beep."
     
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