Dumb "Family Feud" Answers

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  1. MacsLovlyAngl

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    Re: Even More Dumb "Family Feud" Answers

    I found this really cool thread in the archives, and it's frickin hilarious. So I found two quotes of my own for now, but please read all the quotes, they are so funny, you'll be doing more than ROTFLMAO.

    About six of these, almost made me spew on my keyboard :lol: :lol:

    Name a red vegtable - an apple

    Name another word for fat - Skinny
     
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    LMFAO. Omg :lol: That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. :lol:
     
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    A farm animal people have as a pet
    -Turkey
     
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    The elusive jackhammerer
     
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    Something people learn from a "How to Book"
    -Read (Ray tells the contestant, "You'll get better")
    Something people drink when they're sick
    -Vicks (Vapo rub the stuff you put on your chest) "If anybody tries it, please call the number on the bottom jar"
    Name something most women wouldn't be caught dead leaving the house without
    -A Tampon (That's so disgusting LOL:))
    Besides cards, a game played on a table
    -Poker
    Name something you should do in moderation or you'll be sorry later
    -Sex
    An appliance you should definitely keep your hands out of
    -The dishwasher
    A slang name for police man
    -Dick Richard ended up saying "May we see what he said"
    Name something that falls off the trees
    "Bird**** "Well at least cows don't fly"
    Name a country western singer
    -Van Waylon
    Name a famous male dancer
    -Betty Grable (that's a female)
    Name something people do to imitate a dog
    -Lift their leg
    Name a famous Peter
    -Peter
    Name something you keep handy near your front door
    -A spittoon
    Name something you can't use without water
    -An Ice cream cone
    Name a part of the body you dab perfume on
    -Tip of the tongue
    Name a famous resort area outside the continental United States
    -Tahoe
    Name something people get hit with on Jerry Springer
    -Keys
     
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    The 3rd Turkey answer got 21
     
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    Name a famous magician
    -Tom Cruise
    What would be an ideal of everyday temperature
    -98.6 -
    Richard Dawson goes "Everybody, disrobe"
     
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    I do recall another one
    Name something that might spring a leak in it
    A Condom.
     

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