Crazy Caption Contest-Vegas Style!

Keep up with all the good job!

 

Sofia: *whispers* Sara, you told me that if I wore the shades I wouldn't see Nick's mustache anymore.
Sara: *whispers* Just shaddup and keep walking.
Nick: OMG. Don't I totally look like Tom Selleck now?

 

Sara: Sofia, just keep walking and try not to stare at it...

Sofia: But it's watching me! That thing's distracting!

 

Sofia: Hey Sara and ummmm Who are you?
Sara: Well that's Nick STokes you just can't tell since he grew the inspector Clouseau Moustche.
Nick:Hey I heard that. Mrs.Grissom.
Sara: Sofia Give me a moment.(Drags Nick and beats the crap out of him)That's better.

 

This isn't a quote but I have to get it out of my system...
THAT THING IS HIDEOUS IM SO GLAD HE GOT RID OF IT WHAT WAS HE THINKING IF IT EVER COMES BACK I SHALL TEAR IT FROM HIS FACE!!!!
There. Thats better. Carry on! I love the quotes so far!!! :lol:

 

Ok I have to agree. My god, what was he thinking, he looks awful.

I also agree on the captions, they are quite fitting

 

Sofia: *Dang, he was my fav one, but that thing spoils his hotness! Sara is my new fav one... At least I'm sure she will never grow a moustache!*

 

Sofia: Sara, on the count of three you hold him down and I'll get rid of the "thing". :devil:
Sara: Do you have a hair trimmer?
Sofia: ...I have a gun. I'm sure I can shoot it off!
Nick: WHAT!?

 

SARA- If the Detective says anything about that 'thing' you have to trim it off. (Pulls on Nick's sleeve.) If our Detective says anything about that 'thing' that is on your lip, you owe me $40 and you have to shave it off.

NICK- (Looks around) That shouldn't be that hard. Every Detective has seen me with it.

SARA- I'm talking about real Detective's not the ones on TV.

(Nick gives Sara a look and Sophia looks at the two of them.)

SOFIA- Hey Sara. Who the hell are you?

NICK- Detective Curtis, I can't believe you don't reconize me.

SOFIA- Oh, I reconize you Nick, just not that 'thing' growing on your lip.

SARA- I win. Pay up.

 

Ya know, if you squint, Nick sorta looks like...eh, you'll see what I mean:



Nick: (singing) I gotta be cool...

Sofia: (singing along) Be cool..

Nick: Relax...

Sofia: Relax...

Nick: Get hip...

Sofia: Get hip...

Nick: Get oooon my track's
Take a back seat, hitch-hike
And take a long ride on my motor bike
Until I'm ready,

Sofia: READY, FREDDIE!

Nick: Crazy little thiiiing called looove.

Sara: I don't know these people. I don't know these people. I don't know these people...

 

Sophia: Why did I get stuck chaperoning you guys around?
Sara: Because Nick's mustache is really hot.
Nick: Yah, all the girls come after me, and it gets distracting to our work.
Sara: Yesterday, some girl even tried to steal his moustache. Very serious attmepted crime.
Sophia: And people wonder why I left the wierdos at the CSI lab...

 

Sophia: Hey i just noticed you guys look just like Monica and that guy played by Tom Selleck in Friends. Are you sure theres nothing going on between you.

Nick: Awwww busted Sara. Should have known a good detective would figure out our fantasy eventually.

 

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Sophia: Nick, Sara--where are your badges?

Sara: (fake hispanic accent) Badges?

Nick: (fake hispanic accent) We don't need to show no steenkeeng badges!!!

Sophia: Okay Nick, that Mustache has GOT TO GO!!!

 

Nice one, Hankster!

Here's mine:

Sophia: [for the nth time] Are we there yet?

Nick and Sarah: NO!

 

nick:im to sexy for my shirt to sexy for my shirt to sexy it hurts. ok time for the pants to go...im to sexy for my pants to sexy for my pants will anyone just give me a glance?