The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

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  1. Desertwind

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    :lol: Pee Wee's Playhouse, like 100 years ago.. funny Dynamo1 all of them!

    NICK AND GREG

    NICK:: "OK Greg this is a 20 spot, so I expect change savvy"?:)

    GREG:: "Joking, right, this is gonna feed 5 people, and the prices here are sky-high, here in Vegas, unless I go to a cheap buffet, and it would look strange me piling food on one plate":confused:

    NICK:: "So what are you saying, you need more moolah"?:cardie:

    GREG:: "UH yeah, here's a thought, you go and I'll stay here":(

    NICK:: "Can't you ever chip in dude"?:evil:

    GREG:: "You go and I'll take a burger and fries":p

    NICK:: "I swear Greg, your so tight you squeak":wtf:
     
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    Nick: I can't believe it turned out that Vartann's estranged son is dating Ecklie's estranged daughter. What is this, As The Forensics Turn?

    Greg: I told you the guy in Morgan's photo looked like a younger version of Lou.

    Nick: Yeah, yeah... you won the bet.

    Greg: That's because I'm psychic. It runs in the family. :smirks:

    Nick: :rolleyes:
     
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    Nick: Here, Greg. Read this note.
    Greg: "Pull my finger." Oh, no. I'm not falling for that for a fifth time.

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    Nick: Here's your money. You won the bet. How did you know?
    Greg: It's Tuesday. Ecklie always wears green thongs on Tuesdays.

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    Nick: Here's your money back. I don't think you should be counterfeiting.
    Greg: It's just joke money. Everyone knows Bush isn't on the seven dollar bill.
    Nick: Then who is?
    Greg: :eek:
     
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    LAS VEGAS

    GEORGE:: "Thank's buddy for coming to visit me here":thumbsup:

    GARY:: "Oh crap there's the damn paparazzi, snapping photos":scream:

    GEORGE:: "Just ignore them, like I do, and they'll go away":(

    GARY:: "They might think I'm back on CSI":wtf:

    GEORGE:: "NAH, they no your dead as Warrick, I think":vulcan:

    GARY:: "So what are we going to do now"?:confused:

    GEORGE:: "Party":thumbsup:

    GARY:: "I don't do that anymore":shifty:

    GEORGE:: "Yeah ya' do":rommie:

    GARY:: "OK, your right, I do, lets go drink":beer:

    GEORGE:: "COOL":D
     
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    Nick: What's with all the blue lights?

    Warrick: I think its some kind of promotion for that new Smurfs movie.
     
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    Warrick: Will you PLEASE tell Brass to put a low wattage bulb on his police car. That light is blinding me.

    ---=== OR ===---

    Warrick: Hey, Nick. If we get separated, just smile. Your teeth glow in the dark.

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    Warrick: I think I'll go back to heaven where it's bright and quiet.

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    Warrick: This reminds me... What color does a smurf turn when he is choking?

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    Warrick: You look like an Andorian out of a Star Trek episode.
    Nick: You've been hanging around Hodges too long.
     
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    All of those were so funny fans, great lines from all:thumbsup:

    THE LIST


    CATH:: "OK guys, do you have me covered"?:confused:

    NICK:: "ALways":thumbsup:

    GREG:: "I don't have my gun, drats":(

    CATH:: "Again, Greg, OK, you stay here, it's just you and me Nicky" :vulcan:

    NICK:: "NO problem, I swear Greg, what's in you head":shifty:

    GREG:: "Yeah Nick, rub it in, just don't talk to me, I feel bad enough as it is":brickwall:
     
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    Cath: Well, someone was watching Paris' new reality show.
    Greg: Why would anyone watch that?
    Nick: I'm with Greg. I don't get the appeal of shows like that either.
     
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    SQWEEGEL

    CATH:: "Who is that over there, is it the slimeball were looking for"?:confused:

    RAY:: "Come out, come out, whoever you are":cool:

    CATH:: "OK, Ray, lets call their bluff, come out now"?:vulcan:

    RAY:: "Damn it's just a kitty-cat, sometimes we do get too antsy"

    CAT:: "MEOW":rolleyes:
     
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    Ray: Come out, Hodges. We promose *giggle* not to laugh ay your *giggle* PINK bedroom..... again.

    ---=== OR ===---

    Ray: Now THAT is strange.
    Catherine: That's not so strange. Judging by the imprints of the hands and feet in the carpet, I expected that.
    Ray: How can someone make that kind of impression? That would be a very hard pose to do.
    Catherine: Maybe an expert at Twister.

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    Ray: There he goes again. I don't think he is going to give up.
    Catherine: We caught you again. You have been warned. This makes three strikes.
    Ray: Yes, Greg. You have to stop with the shadow puppets.
     
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    :guffaw:again classic:bolian:

    WILD LIFE

    SUPER DAVE:: "So Ray why are you here"?:confused:

    RAY:: "What do you mean, I'm on the case":shifty:

    DAVE:: "Oh right, but aren't you investigating the other case":cardie:

    RAY:: "It's the same case Dave, your confused":confused:

    DAVE:: "I guess I am, OK, what happened to this guy"?:(
     
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    Dave: Judging by the bruises and damage, this was caused by someone very strong. Someone like Iron Man, Spider Man, Superman, Batman, The Thing, or The Hulk.
    Ray: Forget the comic books. Think of someone that's real.
    Dave: Okay. It was Bigfoot.
    Ray: That's better.

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    Ray: What happened here?
    Dave: Poor guy was sparring with Stallone while training for "Rocky 14".

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    Ray: Look. He was trying to tell us who killed him. What was he writing in the dirt?
    Dave: "I saved by switching my insuran"...
     
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    :lol:Dynamo1 you always brighten my day, the insurance one, brilliant:thumbsup:

    HOUSE OF HOARDERS


    GREG:: "WOW, I can't believe this, it's an old 'Power Ranger' toy, I loved these, can I keep this one"?:confused:

    NICK:: "UH, I don't think so, come on Greg, you know the drill, so bag it or put a bag over your head":evil:

    GREG:: "I'm just talking out loud Nick, be nice to me for a change":(

    NICK:: "I am nice, don't be a idiot then OK, this is our job, remember":shifty:

    GREG:: "So I'm only supposed to say what you want":vulcan:

    NICK:: "WOW, wait till you see this an old 'Barbie' doll, these people saved everything, too weird":cardie:

    GREG:: "You got that right, hey Sara, come here":cool:
     
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    Greg: Oh my god, there's a puppy trapped in all this mess. (clears away pile of clothes and rescues puppy) Nick, can I keep him?

    Nick: What do I care? You don't live with me.

    Greg: No, but you drove us here, so he'd have to ride back in your vehicle.
     
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    All great lines fans:bolian:

    BLOODMOON

    NICK:: "Good one buddy, you even scare me":wtf:

    RAY:: "HA-HA-HA, my intentions, mu-ha-ha, now what are we doing here":confused:

    NICK:: "To find the weapon that beheaded that guy":(

    RAY:: "Right, hey look over there, a weapons booth":vulcan:

    NICK:: "Lets go":thumbsup:
     

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