The "Best CSI LV Quotes" Thread

These are off the top of my head....

Grissom to Catherine: Thank you for being here.
Inside the Box season 3

Vartann to Catherine: Thank you for being here.
Targets of Obsession season 11

Lady Heather to Catherine: Don't take this the wrong way, but you have what it takes to be a great Dominatrix.
Slaves of Las Vegas season 2

Lady Heather: Am I your dirty little secret?
Leave Out All the Rest season 9

Catherine to Vartann: I wish I'd stayed in bed
Vartann: Me too.
Meat Jekyll season 10

Vartann to Catherine: Wow you aren't a cheap date.
Catherine (laughing): No, not anymore.
The Panty Sniffer season 10


Those are what I have so far. I'm sure I'll have more

 

Which ep had this Greg quote?

"Mrs.Sanders didn't raise no idiot pups!"

Down the Drain

Greg Sanders: What is this, some kind of CSI hazing? To make me appreciate blood and semen more? (I love a few moments later too,when he tells Grissom "I'm not a fountain!"
Big Middle
Sara Sidle: Relax and lie down on your back.
Greg Sanders: You know, this is exactly like a dream I had once, except it wasn't in a garage. And Grissom wasn't watching.
[pause]
Greg Sanders: That was a different dream.
Getting Off

Greg Sanders: I can't tell you how long they've been there or how often the guy changes his shorts. You know, I knew guys who could go up to four days on one single pair of tighty whities.
Catherine Willows: Thanks for puttin' that picture in my brain.
Big Shots
Greg Sanders: This neighborhood rains lead.
Gil Grissom: Yeah, and we have to process every last drop of it.
Greg Sanders: We're going to make Bobby Dawson's boat payment this month.

 

The List
Catherine: Running from another stripper, Greg?
Greg:Burlesque dancer, and that's not funny.

Robbins: Go on, Mrs.Robbins always starts without me. (a beat) I was referring to dinner.

Brown County cop: Screw you, :censored:
Catherine: That's "screw you CSI Willows" and I'll get a warrent.

 

I forgot who said it but I love the "hey! Leggo my Greggo" quote that's now a perpetual thread name

 

CSI 9.09 "19 Down"

Brass:You know, the barbecue, Labor Day, Fourth of July. Go out on the boat.
Grissom:You got a boat?
Brass:No.

 

From Fannysmackin'

"Who's a cop?"
Brass and Sophia, pointing at each other:He is!/She is!

 

First season, forget the ep

Brass:You're under arrest for obstructing justice, tampering with state's evidence, and violating seven articles of scumbag

I also love the gamer's quote a couple nights back. "I remember you. And your sidekick. commander buzzkill."

Also win, Brass's remark in another scene. "When I was there age, I was in a real jungle with a real weapon fighting a real war"

 

Grissom to Greg, Organ Grinder: Fill me in
Greg: I was just asking if Sara wanted to go to dinner (or something along that line, I forget the precise text)
Grisson: On the case....Greggo.

 

Classic Brass here

''Bloodsport''

Pal: Sounds like you’re accusing me of something.
Brass: I’m not accusing you of anything. I’m charging you with vechicular manslaughter and negligent homicide.
Pal: Well, why don’t you charge me with the JFK assassination while you’re at it?
Brass: Nah, I’ll let you slide on that one. But I could add in first degree murder of Coach Miller.
Pal: Now, that’s not funny.
Brass: I lose my sense of humor when it comes to murder.

That cracked me up.

 

(early S1 episode)

Warwick to David "You're just saying that because you have a crush on [Sarah]"

David "No, that's why I put on a clean shirt!"

 

Grissom: I need you to take off your shoes (I think that's the line)
Greg: See, now we're getting into that whole "strip forensics" thing.

I also love the line in Down The Drain where Grissom wants fluids from Greg and Greg's like "this is some kind of CSI initiation"....dangit, I can't remember the line. Greg's "I'm not a fountain" is funny too.