The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

This 2nd one, genuis, so funny:lol:

THE PANTY SNIFFER

Nick:: "WOW, she's hot, dont ya' think Ray"?

RAY:: "Yes she is, ask her if she's got a friend"

NICK:: "I do have a weakness for cheerleaders"

RAY:: "I can tell"

Brass:: [off camera] OK, you guys knock it off, get over here, were working on a case, do that on your own time":scream:

NICK:: "Geez, busted again, he's no fun at all, hey baby want to meet up later"?

GIRL:: "Sure thing, and I do have a friend for your big co-worker fella":thumbsup:

NICK:: "OK, we'll get back to you, stay safe":evil:

 

Nick: Hey, Wendy. Does Hodges know you moonlight here?
Wendy: No! And don't tell him.

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Nick: See, Ray? I told you Catherine still remembers the old moves.

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Girl: Give me a C... Give me an S... Give me an I-yi-yi-yi...
George Eads: Now THAT's how CBS should promote our show.

 

Dynamo, the last one's priceless :thumbsup: I enjoy your comments so much

 

:lol:Those are great.. imaginative:thumbsup:Every one that posts on this silly thread has such great thoughts keep it up~

 

BETTER OFF DEAD

BRASS:: "Whoa, someone's hiding in that closet"

RAY:: "And I think someone is in the kitchen too"

SARA:: "I've got your backs, go for it, see what's happening I'll call for back-up":bolian:

 

Brass: Stop in the name of love...
Sara and Ray: Before you break my heart...
All: Think it oh-oh-ver.
Simon Cowell (off camera): That was bloody awful. Go back to Vegas.
Brass: Careful. We are all carrying guns.

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Brass: Stop or I'll shoot.
Suspect (off camera): I've seen you shoot. You can't hit the side of the Bellagio.
Sara: He's got a point there.

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Brass: Don't do it. You'll regret this for the rest of your life.
Greg (off camera): Really. I want you to try my uncle's latest coffee blend.

 

IRRADIATOR

RAY:: "Geez this is ridiculous, I knew were supposed to run a marathon but down a hospital corridor"

WOMAN IN WHEELCHAIR:: "Sir, you can't run in a hospital, you'll have to take it outside":wtf:

RAY:: "I know, sorry [get out of the way old woman] where is everybody else.. Cath, Nick, Greg, Sara where are all of you"?:vulcan:

 

Announcer: Coming to CBS this September... THE BIONIC CSI!
Ecklie: Sheriff, Doc Robbins has the capability to build the world's first bionic forensic detective. Ray Langston willl be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.

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Ray: Look at me. I'm flyyyyyyying!
Woman in wheelchair: Hey nurse! I'll have what he's having.

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Ray: Whoa there, granny. Do you have insurance for that thing?
Woman in wheelchair: Yeah, a little green lizard sold me some, and I saved lots of money. But then I ran over him.
Ray: On behalf of all TV viewers... THANK YOU!

 

:lol: BRILLIANT AGAIN~

IRRIDIATOR

RAY:: OMG, there's blood dripping from the top of the stairs, NICK, where are you, wait till you see this, and bring your gun~:wtf:

 

Ray: Hey, Sara! I see England, I see France, I see...
Sara: Shut up, Ray.
Ray: But, Care Bears?
Sara: They were on sale.

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Ray: Hey, Nick. I'm afraid of heights. Just because the elevator is out, can't the body wait a day or two?
Nick: You know we have to process it right away.
Ray: What floor is it on?
Nick: Don't think of it as a number. Just think of it as The Penthouse. The one on the 70th floor.

 

:lol: On that dialogue Dynamo1~

FIELD MICE

WENDY:: "Where are those smart-ass kids"

HODGES:: "I was just going to ask you"

WENDY:: "So are you going to cough up the truth to them":shifty:

HODGES:: "What ever do you mean, of course":vulcan:

WENDY:: "Yeah right, we'll see"

 

Hodges: Is this some of that old 80's disco fog?
Wendy: No, it is smoke from a fire.
Hodges: Then why aren't we wearing face masks?
Wendy: Because you brought the wrong bag, dummy. That's your new game prototype.

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Hodges: Why are you staring at me that way?
Wendy: Just making sure you keep your hands to yourself.
Hodges: You keep bringing that up. It was only one time and an accident.
Wendy: Try five times. And the next time you do that, Nick and Greg can investigate your murder.

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Hodges: Did you see that?
Wendy: What?
Hodges: That thing that was hanging there. A guy dressed as an animal.
Wendy: Oh, that. Sara caught him eating a steak and called PETA on him.

 

Priceless:lol: Dynamo1 I swear what an imagination you've got:bolian:

 

FIELD MICE

WENDY:: "Now why do we have to wear these stupid hard-hats"?:vulcan:

HODGES:: "Well, there might be an accident, and I'll have to save you again":wtf:


WENDY:: "Yeah, right in your dreams and where are those damn kids"?

HODGES:: "I think they're right over there"

WENDY:: "Why don't they just demolish this building, the crime is so over":shifty:

HODGES:: "Maybe that's coming soon":thumbsup: