Quotes You Wanna But Probably Will Never Hear On CSI: NY.

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  1. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Mac: I'm goin' down to New York, gonna solve myself a crime...
    Danny & Lindsay: Evil faces everywhere. Criminal folks without a conscience.
    Mac: I'm goin' down to New York, gonna take my gun this time...
    Stella: Can't find parking anytime. People shouting F&%# @$&.
    Mac: I'm heading down to Brooklyn, gonna see if I can't unwind...
    Sid (mumbles like Kenny)
    Mac: So come on down to New York and meet some friends of mine.
     
    Dynamo1, Nov 15, 2009
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  2. talkingtocactus

    talkingtocactus Coroner

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    ^ haha, genius, and i can just see stella as cartman. actually i can't, i think danny would be more like cartman.

    although these two lines:

    instantly made me think of true west. for the lines in that

    and

    mind you most things make me think of true west one way or another.... ;)
     
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  3. robotnik22

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    hehe lol funny..:lol:
     
    robotnik22, Nov 16, 2009
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  4. hammer227

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    LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
     
    hammer227, Nov 17, 2009
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  5. lowey

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    Re: Quotes You Want To But Will Probably Never Hear On CSI: NY.

    hahahahahahaha!!! That is brilliant!!!!! made me lol!!
     
    lowey, Nov 22, 2009
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  6. hammer227

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    YAY finally i came up with something *feels proud* i hope it hasn't already been written...

    lunch time and Stella is at McDonalds

    Guy: 'Morning Ma'am, what can I give you?'

    Stella:'Mmmh...I think I'll take a Big Mac.'

    *Mac shows up out of nowhere*

    Mac:'TA-DA!!! here's your big Mac' *Mac opens his arms wide and grins*

    Guy:*looks unbelivengly at Stella and then Mac*

    Stella:*shakes head* 'Again, how many time do I have to tell you that that joke doesn't make any sense unless they know that your name is Mac?'
     
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  7. Vildis

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    Haha, I loved that McDonalds' joke :lol:
     
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    ^ ^ Ditto, ironic how I had McDonald's today:lol: But not a Big Mac...or any Mac:p
     
    Miyukiseta, Nov 29, 2009
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    LOL :guffaw: that's too funny!

    ~~~~

    Don and Danny are in a mall to question a suspect.

    Don: Where were you yesterday morning?
    Suspect: I was... Hey where is he going? *points at Danny*
    Danny: SAAAAAANTA! *runs to the mall santa*
    Don: Not AGAIN! :brickwall:
     
    Flack-Angell, Nov 29, 2009
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  10. Vildis

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    It would be more typical Adam to run to Santa. But it was still hilarious. It would be funnier when Lucy is older, as she would be ashamed seeing her dad just like that :lol:
     
    Vildis, Nov 29, 2009
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  11. Miyukiseta

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    :guffaw:Silly Danny...*dies laughing*

    ^ ^

    Lucy: Umm, I don't know you, mister. *slowly walks away from Danny*
    Danny: Aww...come back. Please? :(
     
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  12. hammer227

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    LMFAO!!! they're both genius!!
     
    hammer227, Nov 30, 2009
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  13. Carolyn_333

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    Re: Quotes You Wanna But Will Probably Never Hear On CSI: NY.

    Remember this???

    Well, here's part 2.

    ~Stella comes up to Adam~
    Stella: Remember our little one night stand that got the SMACK fans mad as angry hornets? And caused Mac to ~growls~ arrest me?
    Adam(cautiously): Yeah.
    Stella: Well, it had another consequence.
    ~Stella lightly pats her belly~
    Adam(shocked): You mean...you're ~points to Stella belly~ I'm gonna be...No! No! No!
    ~Adam turns and runs off screaming. He nearly knocks Mac down. Adam doesn't even notice, he just continues running and screaming.~
    Mac: What's his problem?
    Stella: Well, besides the SMACK fans getting angry and you arresting me, I just told Adam about a 3rd consequence of our little one night stand.
    ~Stella lightly pats her belly again.~
    Mac(as shock as Adam was): You mean you're...
    Stella: Pregnant?
    Mac: With his...
    Stella: Baby? Yes.
    ~Mac's eyes roll back in his head and he faints.~
     
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    Re: Quotes You Want To But Will Probably Never Hear On CSI: NY.


    *giggles* :guffaw:
     
    Swede85, Nov 30, 2009
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  15. hammer227

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    *Marta's eyes roll back in her head and she faints too*

    LOLOLOL!!!
     
    hammer227, Nov 30, 2009
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