Quotes you won't hear : Shipper style

Discussion in 'Shipper Central' started by Need4Speed, Jul 29, 2007.

  1. ladyhunter

    ladyhunter Head of the Swing Shift

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    ^^^ he he he I liked that one mj0621
     
  2. SaraSidle_girl

    SaraSidle_girl Pathologist

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    Welcome to join in anytime! :devil:

    Sara: Two blondes... its a lot to handle...
    Cath & Sofia: You'll deal with it

    :devil:
     
  3. kinkapoodles

    kinkapoodles Judge

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    I've noticed this thread is kinda dead and I was wondering if maybe it was because of the rule that stated no more than 7 or 8 lines of quote to be posted.

    I know I didn't make the thread or the rules but I am lifting that rule and making it no limit on the number of lines.

    So, quote away! :)
     
  4. MacsLovlyAngl

    MacsLovlyAngl Head of the Graveyard Shift

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    Danny walks in sees his Flack, playing with a YoYo.

    D: Whatcha ya doin handsome?

    F: Playi'n with this YoYo, I found.

    D: Aww!! Can I play too?

    F: Sure my li'l Kinka-Poodle, c'mer.

    As Danny walks over towards Flack, he releases the YoYo, and lasso's Danny's wrists.

    D: Oh!! Damn you Flack...as it wraps it's wrists.

    F: Shut up..C'mer, and kiss me.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Peyton: Come on Mac...We are going to be late.

    Mac: Hold your panties Peyton.

    Peyton: I can't hold my panties Mac...you're wearing them, remember.
     
  5. Need4Speed

    Need4Speed Coroner

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    *Eric and Natalia were about to wacth an evidence video*
    *Eric puts it on*
    Eric:OMFG!! Is that....Ryan and Calleigh!?
    Natalia:wow someone has been doing yoga...
    Eric:this kinda gives me an idea.....
    Natalia:you want to take yoga?
    Eric:no! you...me....the sheets :devil: that kinda idea.
    Natalia:is that all you think about? :rolleyes:
     
  6. animequeen23

    animequeen23 Witness

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    These are awesome!

    *Sara and Catherine are making out in the locker room*
    Sara: Cath... I love you... *they continue to make out; suddenly Greg comes in*
    Greg: OMG! Cath, Sara?! I can't beleive my eyes!
    Cath: Hey, we're not doing anything wrong. Grissom made a new rule that people can make out here whenever they want...
    Greg: That's not what I'm worried about... It's the fact that you look as if you'd like to rip Sara's clothes off with your teeth...
    Cath: Admit it Greg, you'd enjoy it... :devil:
     
  7. csiemily

    csiemily CSI Level One

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    greg: *looking at a bottle of body lotion*
    sara: *walks in* hey greg, what you doing?
    greg: *looks up from the bottle* hm? just looking at.. something.
    sara: *grabs the bottle from his hands* Flowers Body Lotion... this stuff sucks.
    greg: you've tried it?!
    sara: *looks over at greg* yeah...
    greg: well... what is good them?
    sara: *puts the bottle down* hm... go ask nick... he's got alot of good ones :devil:
     
  8. Sphinx

    Sphinx Police Officer

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    Mac: Let's go make out in my office.
    Peyton: Let me changed clothes.
    Mac: Why bother? You won't be in them for long.
    Peyton: Your right. You are an animal. Take me now Mac.
     
  9. GSRfanatic25

    GSRfanatic25 CSI Level One

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    GRissom: (at a crime scnee, in a hotel room) smell the musk?... sexual intercourse
    Sara: (turning around, with a wink) is that an offer?

    i can't remember what episode the grissom line is from... oh, it's organ grinder
    lol,
    this is fun
     
  10. Sphinx

    Sphinx Police Officer

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    Jake:Eric,where have you been all my life. I really feel like I am falling for you.

    Eric:I felt a connection to you from the start. I think we are soulmates. Let's go back to my place.

    Calleigh: I can't believe it. Hagen kills himself. I lose Jake and Eric to each other. I think I will start dating other women. I wonder if Valera is available.
     
  11. fastfoodjunkie

    fastfoodjunkie Rookie

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    OMG Sphinx, that made me laugh so much! :lol: :D
     
  12. Need4Speed

    Need4Speed Coroner

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    This is a computer conversation and the event following:

    (WereWolfe has signed on)
    (Bulletgirl has signed on)
    WereWolfe:hey baby...
    Bulletgirl:hey...i had fun last night...
    WereWolfe:me too. same time, my place?
    (6pakplaya2nite has signed on)
    6pakplaya2nite:hey guys what's going on...
    WereWolfe:....nothing! absolutly nothing
    Bulletgirl:so Ryan..about that evidence..my anwser is yes ;)
    WereWolfe:great. ok. ;)
    (WereWolfe has signed off)
    6pakplaya2nite:Cal...what was that about?
    Bulletgirl:uhh....G2G! Horatio is calling me!!
    6pakplaya2nite:wait!! what was it about!? Calleigh!?
    (Bulletgirl has signed off)

    *in Fingerprints*
    Eric:*to himslef* what the hell was that about!?

    *later in Firearms*
    Calleigh:Ha! Eric is completely clueless!!
    Ryan:haha! great! now we don't ahve to worry about this.....*he kisses her*
     
  13. CaRWash_Cutie

    CaRWash_Cutie Rookie

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    Ooo, Need4Speed, I love that Calleigh and Ryan one! You totally need to write a full length fanfic with it! Love the screen names too!
     
  14. Shipwrecked

    Shipwrecked Police Officer

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    1st one...

    Sara: Since when are you interested in beauty?
    Grissom: Since I met Pooh.


    Sorry, it's a classic that has to be made fun of.


    Catherine: *grinning* We should go to the supply closet.
    Warrick: What is this "supply closet" everyone talks about?
    Catherine: You know, the one all our fans created to make up lines like these.
    Warrick: So, it doesn't exist?
    Catherine: No, it does exist. It's where all those moans are coming from when our supervisor and Sara disappear.
     
  15. Sphinx

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    Grissom knocks on Lady Heather's door. It opens and Catherine comes out.
    Grissom: Where is Lady Heather?
    Catherine: She decided to take over Disney World. She left me in charged. Do you like my outfit?
    Grissom: I sure do. I would like to take it off you even more!
    Catherine: Come here tiger!
     

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