What is your favorite Quote??

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  1. toomuchovertime

    toomuchovertime CSI Level Two

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    Greg: (Whispering, strained) Sara.
    Sara (As she strokes his hair): I didn't think you could see me.
    Greg: I can''t, but I know that Sidle scent.
     
  2. MacsGirlMel

    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

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    "All work and no play makes Greg a dull boy"
    "All play and no work makes Greg an unemployed boy"

    Gris: Greg? Yo, MTV boy!

    Guy: Who's a cop?
    Sophia and Brass: He is! She is! *at the same time, as they point at each other*
     
  3. Nish

    Nish Hit and Run

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    Ch-Ch-Changes...

    "For the record, I like having a penis."

    Cracks me up everytime.
     
  4. Gloomy

    Gloomy Witness

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    DR. CORBETT: How did this get on his penis?
    SARA: Huh. Is that a tattoo?
    DR. CORBETT: No, no, it looks like ink.
    ...
    SARA: Nick? You want to take a look at this?
    NICK: Oh, no, I ... don't have to look. I have a pretty good idea what this is all about, so ... :lol:
     
  5. mrb105

    mrb105 Pathologist

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    I got a sandle quote for you.

    Season 2, Bully For You

    Greg: "You smell like death"
    Sara: "I've heard"
    Greg: "You know, a real man wouldn't mind"
     
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    toomuchovertime CSI Level Two

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    Cath: Well, I like hairy xhests, but I'm not about to bop a six foot weasel.
     
  7. pabzi

    pabzi CSI Level Three

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    greg: "thats what you get when you eat..."
    ^^^same ep
     
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    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

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  9. Nish

    Nish Hit and Run

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    Greg said it to Grissom when he walked in to his office with the drug results. He opened the conversation with it. The line just kills me.

    *Chuckles*
     
  10. pabzi

    pabzi CSI Level Three

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    season 5, ep 8
     
  11. Sofiafan8

    Sofiafan8 Dead on Arrival

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    I have four faves:


    Sofia: Throw him in a cell and see if he wises up--he sure as hell can't get any dumber.

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    Sara: I'm not against marriage, I'm just against stupid.

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    from 'Shooting Stars':

    Grissom: Something tells me this wasn't suicide...like this crowbar (holds up bloody crowbar).

    From 'Jackpot':

    Sheriff: The state troopers won't be here for three hours.

    Grissom: That should give you just enough time to burn the barn down.

    hehe gets me every time! :lol: :lol:
     
  12. MacsGirlMel

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    BTK:

    "There was blunt force trauma to the back of the head and damage to the occipital bone. There was massive hemorrhaging on the brain and death was probably swift. Yeah! *beat* Sorry, Ozzy"

    Gris and Doc's duet just before that was funny too.
     
  13. mrb105

    mrb105 Pathologist

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    HAHA it was Izzy not Ozzy, c'mon what kind of fan are you? Just Kidding
     
  14. Tinkerbell

    Tinkerbell Head of the Swing Shift

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    There are so many quotes I love, it's hard to narrow any down, here are just a few of them. :lol:

    Greg: I guess I should stop trying to impress you.
    Grissom: That would impress me.

    Sara: So relax and lie down on your back.
    Greg: You know, this is exactly like a dream I had once, except it wasn't in a garage and Grissom wasn't watching.
    Greg: That was a different dream. :lol:

    Grissom: A Harvard professor conducted an experiment. Asked a bunch of students to watch a basketball game - count the number of times the ball was passed.
    Brass: Yeah? Groundbreaking.
    Grissom: During the game a person dressed in a gorilla suit ran across the court. Afterward, the professor asked the students if they noticed the gorilla. Fifty percent responded, "what gorilla?"
    Brass: That's wonderful, Gil. If I see a gorilla, I'll arrest it.

    Catherine: Write this down: I haven't had sex in six - no, seven months.
    Grissom: How can I help?


    Greg: Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer. Swab one down, run it through CODIS, ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall.
     
  15. pabzi

    pabzi CSI Level Three

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    the gorilla one! i love it! what ep was that? season 3 or 4 i think...
     
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