Dumb "Family Feud" Answers

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  1. Exit 8A

    Exit 8A Pathologist

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    Here's an e-mail I received. I am a fan of game shows, and I find it funny when a contestant makes a very stupid, off the wall answer, plus the host's reaction to some of these bad answers. Here's a list of some of these rotten answers

    Note, the first 3 were given by the same person during the "Fast Money" round, one after another

    An article of clothing that children always lose
    Pants

    The price of a dozen roses
    $1.75

    Something in a bird cage
    Hamster

    Something you'd find in an operating room
    Operator

    An animal with three letters in its name
    Frog

    An animal with three letters in its name
    Alligator

    Something that comes with a summer storm
    Snow

    Something you'd yell at if it stopped working
    Spouse

    Something worn only by children
    Clothes

    Something you might buy that could turn out to be phony
    Horse

    Something you feel before you buy it
    Excited

    An animal whose eggs you'd never eat for breakfast
    Hamster

    Something you might accidentally leave on all night
    Shoes

    One of the three bears
    Yogi

    Other than soap and towel, something people take to a bath
    Duck this one actually scored 11 points!

    A holiday named after a person
    January

    A holiday named after a person
    Easter

    One of Santa's reindeer
    Nixon

    Something Russia is famous for
    Russians

    Something that comes in pairs
    Bananas

    The next 5 were in the same Fast Money round, answered by the same guy! Dawson: "You're going to need an earthquake to get out of this one!"
    A time when people wake up
    Morning

    A time when people go to bed
    Night

    A Southern State
    North Carolina

    Something you buy in a delicatessen
    Pickles

    Something you put in tea
    Tea Bag

    A state with good skiing
    Florida

    Something you buy in a larger size if you have a large family
    Jeans

    A city in the state of Georgia
    Alabama

    A pie that does not contain fruit
    Lemon Meringue

    Something that kills a lively party
    Guns

    A brand of gasoline
    Regular

    A job around the house that has to be done every fall
    Spring Cleaning

    A man's name beginning with “K”
    Kentucky Fried Chicken

    Richard Dawson completely lost his composure on this one, he couldn't finish the show without breaking into laughter! This is also my personal favorite.
    The month of pregnancy in which a woman starts to show
    September

    A food that's red on the inside
    Kiwi

    Something people do clothed that others don't
    Ride a motorcycle

    The heaviest item in your house
    600 pounds

    The heaviest item in your house
    Husband

    A holiday where stores are always busy
    Monday

    This one, the guy rung in only hearing the first part of the question, so he didn't hear "that a cowboy uses"
    Something made of leather that a cowboy uses
    Purse

    The first thing you take off after work
    Underwear
    Dawson had the best reaction to this one: "Next question: what time do you get home from work?"

    A weather term that can also describe your wife
    Wet

    A day of the year when you want to be with friends
    December

    A department in a supermarket
    Lingerie

    The most lovable breed of dog
    Kitten

    Something women borrow from each other
    Husbands

    An invention that has replaced stairs
    Wheel

    Something you often misplace in your car
    Steering wheel

    A famous “Arnold”
    Arnold & Willis

    A reason you might stay inside on a beautiful day
    It's raining

    A yellow fruit
    Orange

    An attraction you see in every parade
    Merry-go-round

    A tradition associated with Christmas
    Hanukkah

    A holiday where men buy last minute gifts for their wife
    Thanksgiving

    A food people give as a gift
    Lasagna

    A vegetable you marinate
    Grapes

    The one thing that the people living near you have that you want
    A beautiful wife

    Something that you buy and then have to take good care of it
    An infant

    Besides a house or a car, the most expensive item you own
    Car

    A food with an edible skin
    Potato

    A food with an edible skin
    Banana

    An article of clothing that women buy for their husbands
    Halter tops

    A street name that is common to cities all over the US
    Hollywood Boulevard

    A kind of bear
    Papa Bear

    A real person who made a living scaring people
    Red Skelton

    Something a hostess does to let her guests know it's time to leave
    Goes to bed

    An animal with really good sight
    Bat

    A state beginning with the letter “M”
    Mexico

    Something an Indian chief might use
    Squaw

    Something that floats in the bathtub
    Water

    A word beginning with “Egg”
    Excellent

    A city named after a president
    Carson City

    A sport in which two people compete against each other
    Checkers

    An occupation in which you disguise your appearance
    Doctor

    A Scandinavian country
    Australia
     
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  2. Ducky

    Ducky Master of the Moos Moderator

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    ^:lol: These two were my fave ones :lol:

    ^I kinda understand why this hasn't been answered right... tho..Australia is kinda far from here :lol: [tho, even Finland isn't Scandinavian country]
     
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    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! ahahahahahahah! funniest thing i've read all day!
     
  4. kazzy

    kazzy Head of the Swing Shift

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    :lol: LMAO! Thats just sooo funny!
    :lol: I love the one where wife is described as wet as to one of the weather. :lol:
    Sanna! I dont see how it is easy to get mixed up with the scandanavia country thing. I had thought that Finland was scandanavia.. :rolleyes:


    That game show reminds me of Family Fourtunes.. :p
     
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  5. Ducky

    Ducky Master of the Moos Moderator

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    But Finland is not in Scandinavia... look at the map and you know...now wait...you won't because you don't know name of the certains penisulas and stuff :p

    I sometimes watch Weakest Link (Finnish version) and even I hate that the "format" is like that.

    I think one of the most embarassing answer was when one woman didn't know when Finland became independent.
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    sums it all up, LOL


    ...Charisma...
     
  7. Exit 8A

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    I remember watching one clip of "Family Fortunes", during the "Big Money" round. The second guy comes up to answer the questions, and what happens was just classic:

    Name something that you bring with you to the beach
    -Turkey
    The first thing you buy at a supermarket
    -Turkey
    A food you stuff
    -Turkey

    He didn't finish the rest of his questions. The rest of the family looked like they wanted to kill him.
     
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    Cat Head of the Swing Shift

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    :lol: :lol:
    ROTFLMFAO! :lol:
    those were hilarious! :D
     
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    midnight_tiptoes Head of the Day Shift

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    Oh my God, tears are streaming down my face :lol:. Thank you so much for posting these. My favorite:

    :lol: The hell?! That doesn't even make sense. Not that the others do.
     
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  10. Nik

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    Just one problem, two of those weren't dumb answers, they were regional answers.

    North Carolina was a Southern State in the Civil War, and it is in the southern half of the US.

    Taters do have edible skins. They stuff them and serve them in restaurants as appetizers all the time (gee did I ever mispell that one). I thought they served those everywhere, but I guess it must just be a regional thing if it made the list of dumb answers.

    Now, if the question was misquoted, and it should have been "fruit," (as the other answer was a fruit), then that would be funny.

    The rest were hysterical though.
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  12. Kaye

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    Hehehe! Gosh... those are hilarious!
     
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    ...and people actually gave those answers on TV?

    *is speechless*
     
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    szmandalove CSI Level One

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    I shared those with my mom and I was crying I was laughing so hard!! ^_^ That was awesome!
     
  15. kinkapoodles

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    I heard one the other day. The question was: Name a profession that starts with a J.

    The lady responsed with jackhammerer. I lost it on that one. :lol:
     
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