Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

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  1. hellogilbert

    hellogilbert Prime Suspect

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    K- I kinda stole this from Burt Reynolds in "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas", but it's one of my FAVORITE lines and it makes me think of Grissom- "Wait a minute. I love you! I don't give a DAMN what people think!" On second thought, though, he might be more inclined to say that these days. Hows about- "I love you! To hell with the lab!"
     
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    Zodiac32 Rookie

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    Greg: Somedays, I just feel like putting on a bunny suit and screaming.
    Nick: It's the voices again, isn't it?
    Greg: Yeah. They tell me to burn things.

    :D
     
  3. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Greg: Somedays, I just feel like putting on a bunny suit and screaming.
    Doc Robbins: Hello, Greg.
    Greg: Ehhhhhh, what's up doc?
    Doc Robbins: It's wabbit season.
     
  4. hellogilbert

    hellogilbert Prime Suspect

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    Greg: Duck season!
     
  5. Zodiac32

    Zodiac32 Rookie

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    :lol: Oh Lord, what have I started?
     
  6. Herzeleid

    Herzeleid Rookie

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    Grissom: So what do you think?
    Sara (staring up at the sun): Huh? Wait.. what?
    Grissom: Will you marry me?
    Sara (rolls eyes): Pfft, no.
    Grissom (looking perplexed): Wha-- I thou--
    Sara: HA!! FOOOOOOLED YOOOUUU!!!!
     
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    Greg: (rocks back and forth) "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. Can't sleep, clowns..."
    Nick: Stop quoting your t-shirts, Greg. It's getting annoying.
    Greg: (glares) "When I snap, you'll be the first to go."
     
  8. hellogilbert

    hellogilbert Prime Suspect

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    Hehehe! I can just see poor Grissom's confused/clueless/devastated face. And believe me, WP could pull it off!
     
  9. Herzeleid

    Herzeleid Rookie

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    Finally saw Saw last night, I know, it took me forever..

    (Grissom and Sara are cuddled on the couch watching Saw)

    Grissom: So who do you think the murderer is?
    Sara (looks at him considering): You don't know do you?
    Grissom: Nope.
    Sara: You know, Greg and I could have solved the case in less than a week, I don't know why it's taking these people four movies now.
    Grissom (frustrated): They have four movies? I could have solved it by myself in less than three!
    Sara (pats his knee): I know honey, I know.
     
  10. stephanie

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    Grissom: Sara did you know that accinet Myans worshipped yellow jackets as gods?

    Sara: Grissom enough with the bugs already?
     
  11. stephanie

    stephanie Victim

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    Sara: No Grissom the tarantula can't come on our honeymoon
     
  12. stephanie

    stephanie Victim

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    Sara: I don't care what all the other entomologist do you our not expermenting on our friends.
     
  13. Herzeleid

    Herzeleid Rookie

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    Probably done a looong time ago but it just popped in my head...

    Ecklie (questioningly): Gil, aren't bugs.... Boring?

    Grissom (wide eyed): NO WAY! This one time!-- At entomology camp!-- We raced our cockroaches to see who would win!-- And mine!-- Totally-kicked-the-other-cockroaches'-butts-so-hard-the-other-campers-called-home-to-their-parents-and-got-pulled-out-of-camp!

    Ecklie (shifty-eyed): Yeeeeeahhh.. I'm, um. I have to go...

    (Ecklie begins trotting down the hall)

    Grissom: Oh! Oh! And this other time!-- At entomology camp!--
     
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    Hankster Coroner

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    Ecklie: Grissom, I need to talk to you.

    Grissom: Eat my shorts, baldie!

    Ecklie: First the sheriff, then Doc Robbins and now you, what the !#@$@# is with everyone today?
     
  15. CSISidle

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    ^haha, nice

    Sara:I don't make you sad do I?
    Grissom:No you make my happy..like right now...behind the barn in 5, okay?
    Sara: What about the scene?
    Grissom:F the scene, now its in 2

    haha, I'm sorry, that was my friend. She really...weird
     

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