Recent content by HockeyInMiami

Okay, yeah, now I understand that part (thank you, and for some reason my browser wasn't showing my comment on the other page), but I was also talking about when he killed his dad in New York.

I hope the movie doesn't mean the end of the show. Sometimes, it does and I don't want that to happen because I LOVE CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Also, that would mean the spin-offs would end as well (wouldn't mind NY too much (well, maybe a little), but I'd kill the writers if they killed...

Very random, but I like the one where Horatio's car blows up. Heehee. I don't know why. I just like misfortune and things blowing up. Misfortune+things blowing up = COMEDY!!!!! And the Hummers are cool, but just not very fuel efficient. :( The planet frowns on the team. I still like the show...

Isn't Brazil a little out of Horatio's jurisdiction? Also, committing murder twice outside of the job would usually earn someone two life sentences, maybe even the death penalty in some jurisdictions (sad, but true). Who is he, Mr. I'm-Immune-To-Law-Even-Though-I-Enforce-It?

Eric Delko is diving under water wresling a big gator and just in the nick of time escapes by killing the gator. His clothes is being riped and his almost bald head gets tangled in seaweed. He emerges as TARZAN:lol: OMG that was funny.

Maybe he's not in Miami... Well, the question was "Where in Miami is Eric Delko?" and that was the best punch line I had.

Wow... best season... I'm gonna have to go with, drum roll please. *silence*. I SAID DRUM ROLL!!!!! *Drum roll* Season...2 For these reasons: 1. Humor was permitted 2. H didn't have to deal with the Kyle stuff 3. Raymond had only died once (what idiot writer makes someone die twice *cough...

Mine is pathetic and I am most of these. You Know You Watch WAAAAAAAY Too Much CSI: Miami When... 1. You are in love with characters, but not actors 2. You have CSI: Miami dreams 3. You dream you are somehow related to a CSI: Miami character 4. You write your own CSI: Miami episodes. Not...

Dear Writers, Sometimes, you tick (I'm using nice language) me off. Look back at the first seasons... Punch lines, light mood (even with the morbidity of murder and broken families), and H not being as jaded as he is now. Hey, at least he was able to smile. Quit focusing on the drama. Bring...

I like that. "Next time, I'll ask the victim to die in one spot." The first seasons were so funny. Now it's all DRAMA.

Some other quotes I really like include these ones in the very first episode Horatio: Calliegh, the bullet? Calliegh: There was no bullet. Horatio: Well, how did the pilot get shot? Calliegh: He didn't. NTSB dude: Oh, I've heard of you, you're the, uh, Bullet Girl, right? Calliegh: So what...

Amen to that.

I think they just popped Kyle in to make H seem... Not H. Like not who we all perceived him to be. Kyle should be directly involved in something... Like involved in a crime scene but he was almost the second or third victim. Also, H and Yelina should FINALLY get together. MOST - FRUSTRATING -...

I really like the one in like the first season between H and Delko Horatio: I want you to go to this address and ask Artie if he has recently sold any strawberry-scented rubber teddies. Delko: Artie's Adult Playground? Horatio: You know Artie? Delko: You know Artie? (awkward pause) Horatio...

Seriously, how do you kill two people outside of the job and get away with it? Yeah, he's also a police officer, but killing people out of revenge? He ought to be in jail! That doesn't make him any less entertaining, though.