Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

Discussion in 'CSI: Crime Scene Investigation' started by Destiny, Jul 4, 2006.

  1. Destiny

    Destiny Still Sanity Challenged! Premium Member

    Joined:
    Jun 10, 2004
    Messages:
    16,043
    Likes Received:
    1
    What quotes do you think that the script writers will never let the characters say on CSI?

    Part 1

    Lets keep the board rules in mind when making up quotes. :)
     
  2. MacsGirlMel

    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2006
    Messages:
    14,682
    Likes Received:
    1
    That last one was hilarious

    *Griss and Sara are making out in his office. They then notice they are being watched*
    Gris: Damn glass windows...Either I get some shades in here or we have to move it to the broom closet
    Sara: Only if we can be sure Ecklie doesn't have a hidden camera in there...
     
  3. MaddMudder

    MaddMudder Hit and Run

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2006
    Messages:
    69
    Likes Received:
    0
    Grissom is talking to an FBI agent. Grissom-"What did you say your name was?" FBI-"Special Agent W Petersen" Grissom-"What does the W. stand for?" FBI-"William. My mother named me after some actor that she liked in a movie called "To Live and Die in L.A." Have you ever heard of William L. Petersen Dr. Grissom?" Grissom-"No I can't say that I have Agent Petersen." :devil:
     
  4. EmilySanders

    EmilySanders Lab Technician

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2005
    Messages:
    622
    Likes Received:
    0
    Greg: Guess what?
    Sara: What?
    Greg: Your Face! Lol(He says the letters instead of loling) Yeah...Whatever (Walks away)
    Sara: Wtf.
     
  5. toomuchovertime

    toomuchovertime CSI Level Two

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2006
    Messages:
    1,584
    Likes Received:
    0
    Sara: Come on, you know me better than that.
    Nick: Huh?
    Sara: I'm not that naive.
    Nick: What?
    Sara walks off, leaving Nick confused.
     
  6. hollie

    hollie Pathologist

    Joined:
    May 7, 2006
    Messages:
    1,375
    Likes Received:
    0
    Hahaha. These are hilarious! I kept asking my friend "guess what?" and she thinks im insane!
     
  7. CSImaniac22

    CSImaniac22 Witness

    Joined:
    Apr 21, 2006
    Messages:
    108
    Likes Received:
    0
    ya they are hilarious!
     
  8. MrsGregHSanders

    MrsGregHSanders Police Officer

    Joined:
    Jun 6, 2006
    Messages:
    374
    Likes Received:
    0
    Grissom: "I think I'm going to head home early."
     
  9. lilbug

    lilbug CSI Level Two

    Joined:
    May 19, 2005
    Messages:
    1,851
    Likes Received:
    0
    Grissom:I think I have skidmarks in my underpants...
     
  10. MacsGirlMel

    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2006
    Messages:
    14,682
    Likes Received:
    1
    Grissom: Hey everyone, Ecklie and I are best buds!
     
  11. jordan

    jordan Rookie

    Joined:
    Jul 5, 2006
    Messages:
    233
    Likes Received:
    0
    Grissom: I don't love Sara...
     
  12. ladyhunter

    ladyhunter Head of the Swing Shift

    Joined:
    May 5, 2006
    Messages:
    8,715
    Likes Received:
    0
    Grissom: Catherine you are in charge today
     
  13. McStokes

    McStokes Pathologist

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2006
    Messages:
    1,276
    Likes Received:
    0
    Better yet...

    Grissom: Nick, I have such faith in your abilities I'm promoting you to Supervisor. (riiight!)
     
  14. hollie

    hollie Pathologist

    Joined:
    May 7, 2006
    Messages:
    1,375
    Likes Received:
    0
    Grissom: Hodges I'm impressed!
     
  15. ladyhunter

    ladyhunter Head of the Swing Shift

    Joined:
    May 5, 2006
    Messages:
    8,715
    Likes Received:
    0
    or this one...
    Grissom: Greg, you have enough experience now.. how about you be the lead on this case..
     

Share This Page